A Motherfucking Snake In A Motherfucking Drain!

And it bit a poor Israeli’s dick. But the comments under the story are priceless:

If only the most sensitive part of the penis had some sort of natural, god-given sheath to provide some measure of protection against such occurrences…

“The man, which paramedics said the snake described as very small…” I can’t be the only one who misread it this one at first glance…

Richard Gere”‘s is the funniest.