Month: December 2013

The Fundamental Divide Between Left And Right?

Yuval Levin discusses his new book:

The debates about the welfare state or the entitlement state are second-order debates. The egalitarian ideal of justice advanced through certain applications of technical expertise is a progressive ideal Paine would’ve recognized. And the more conservative idea about addressing social problems through the application of social knowledge using social institutions like the family and civil society and markets is something Burke would’ve recognized. They represent different ideals about what kinds of information are available to us.

Paine makes a very powerful case that giving a lot of power to institution between the individual and the state is illegitimate in a society because those institutions are not democratically elected. You live in a place where the Catholic Church has always held power — why should your health care be dependent on them? Just because it’s always been done that way? The debate about the welfare state is a debate over a set of institutions that clearly embody certain definitions of liberal society.  I don’t think that quite scrambles left and right. I think the vision you find in the Ryan budget is a pretty recognizably conservative vision, even though it’s being pursued rather aggressively.

If It Exists, There Is Porn Of It

Ryan Schock

That’s Internet rule #34. Garance Franke-Ruta passes along more proof, in the form of some seriously NSFW fan-fiction:

Over the weekend, an anonymous writer launched a Tumblr imagining an X-rated tryst between congressional fitness buffs Aaron Schock and Paul Ryan. “Paul Ryan XXX“— subhed: “Things are getting steamy on Ways and Means …”—is not appropriate work reading, and it’s clearly intended as satire of a certain kind of fawning journalism both men have tended to attract (as well as, you know, as porn).

“He was obsessive about his personal fitness. He cared deeply about those close to him. He had an outstanding sense of humor, but he never resorted to jokes about others. His laugh could make any room come alive,” the author writes of Ryan, in one of the milder passages. “And there was his intellect. His vision. His ability to see how things were possible that no one else could.”

Here the writer gently mocks the conventions of the many thumb-sucking profile of Ryan—be sure to mention the vision thing—by using them for different narrative ends.

Queerty imagines how the story might develop:

While this is nothing compared to the Mitt Romney-Paul Ryan fanfiction from that glorious descent into pop culture irrelevancy known as their 2012 Presidential campaign, we can’t wait to see where the subsequent parts lead. Here’s a suggestion: things get complicated when Mitt returns, having left his wife and 12(?) kids to be with Paul, but only over Aaron Schock’s drop dead gorgeous body. This basically writes itself.

(Image via Joe Jervis)

A Minimal Minimum Wage Hike, Ctd

You can catch up on the rowdy reader debate here, here, and here. An economics professor tries to set some facts straight:

First, economists – even with centuries of combined experience – do not have a consensus on the minimum wage. Opinions on employment effects range from “modest” to “none,” and that range reflects contradictory empirical findings. Second, the most important employment effects may show up not in outright job losses, but as low subsequent growth in low-skill jobs (which can add up over time). Third, your reader who claimed that minimum wage increases GDP is clearly not an economist. Income gains by low-income workers are offset by higher prices for consumers and lower returns for shareholders. That may be good, but it is cutting up the pie differently, not making it larger.

Meanwhile, responses have poured in about the case of Steve, Bob, Mike, and Mary:

Your businessman-reader’s reply perfectly describes the problem many young employees face: businesses unwilling to hire entry-level positions. What he fails to realize is that in order for Mary to exist in the future, somebody – either himself or his competitors – has to hire Bob, Steve, or Mike today. When Mary started out years ago, did she add $20 to her company’s bottom line? Of course not; nobody does!

If you see your employees as only an expense, and not as an investment, you get caught in that sort of thinking. Yes, as a short-term individual case, it makes sense for him to hire Mary, especially if his competition is spending the resources to train her. But Mary is in short supply. If every company is going after her and neglecting to invest in their current human resources to allow that kind of expertise to develop among younger employees, the industry as a whole is going to suffer. So, why not treat the employee as an investment? Because that’s long-term thinking, and long-term thinking is beyond the grasp of most 10-year-olds (and apparently at least a few businesspeople).

One of many more readers:

The businessman can’t know exactly how much profit an individual employee will bring to the bottom line.

Unless we’re talking about commission-only salespeople, it’s a guess. Ages ago, when I had a corporate job, I received a $25K raise on my annual salary when I completed my MBA. I didn’t even have to ask for it. You could argue that decision reduced the profits to my employer by $25K. Or maybe the potential costs of me leaving for a competitor were much greater, or it was less costly than searching for someone new. Whatever numbers they put to the possible scenarios were a guess on their part. I wasn’t suddenly smarter or better at producing profits on graduation day; senior management was playing the odds. So is your reader.

Another elaborates on that point:

The model assumes that not only that the financial planner knows exactly the incremental economic benefit that each unit of labor contributes, but furthermore, that he knows this before hiring them. If the former is true, he should stop being a financial planner, get a developer, and sell that software to every HR department in the country; the latter is obviously not possible.

Bob might not have any skills right now, but he may see inefficiencies in the way the financial planner runs his business, or he may know a bit of Visual Basic and be able to code some macros that save five man-hours of work a week, or he may be able to handle clients really well and give the financial planner uninterrupted periods of time to work that end up be two to three times more productive than slipping in 20 to 30 minutes of work in between calls. Or none of this might be the case. But to say that you know and try to pass it off as a “real-world example” does not pass the sniff test.

Another:

What seems to be missing from the argument of your reader who opposes a minimum wage for teenagers is a definition of profit. How does he calculate what an individual employee contributes to his company’s profits, and where do those profits ultimately go? To him? How do we know it’s not his compensation that’s too high? Maybe his company would do better if he took less money out or boosted productivity by paying higher wages. It never ceases to amaze me that labor is always considered a “cost,” but executives are paid enormous salaries and bonuses because they “add to a company’s value” – as if ordinary workers don’t.

Another shifts gears:

I’m surprised that none of your readers have circled back to the problem that inspired this whole thread. While some of your more business-savvy readers flail around, blame unions, and pretend that there is no reasonable limit to what a minimum wage should be, why don’t they consider this: a minimum wage should be enough for a full time worker to stay off of government food aid. For a single-earner in a family of four, that’s just shy of $12 an hour in most states. That’s not a great amount, and I’d rather see it higher for the sake of everyone’s dignity, but I did not pull that number out of thin air. I did a rough estimate based on the United States Census’s threshold numbers found here. The common number to use tends to be a family of four, which in 2012 was $23,492. If you assume a 40-hour week and 52 weeks a year, that would be $11.29/hr. Let’s even get a little bit luxurious and call it a 50-week year to get all of the federal holidays and one week “paid” vacation, you get $11.74. (Let’s say you live in Illinois where food aid is indexed at 130% of poverty. You would get $14.68.)

$11.74 might not be the minimum wage that one of your readers wants in order to stay as profitable as he wants to, but it is the absolute minimum you should pay someone if you call yourself human.

Another:

Well, it’s the perfect time of year for the Ebenezer Scrooges of the world to ask, “Are there no workhouses?” So, in that spirit, and in the spirit of your readers who insist that raising the minimum wage would kill job creation, here’s my proposal: Don’t raise the minimum wage. Instead, let’s lower it to 10 cents an hour. Then everyone could have jobs! Problem solved.

Meanwhile, the businessman offers his “final word” on the issue – and makes some decent points:

I’m a “greedy” businessman because I won’t hire any teens at a rate that is unprofitable for me. And yet, you are the bastion of “human decency – because you treat your interns like humans, and not simply economic units” – and yet, also don’t employ a single teenager.

Questions: Are your readers aware that your “interns” are highly educated adults in their mid- to late 20s, with degrees from Amherst, and graduate degrees from Columbia School of Journalism? Are your readers aware that your “interns” have a long, deep, meaningful background of employment with institutions such as the Guggenheim and the Jordan Times? Are your readers aware that your “interns” have graduated college five, six, seven years ago? Are your readers aware that these are not unskilled teens we are talking about?

And why don’t you employ any 17-, 18-, 19-, 20-, 21- or 22-year-olds? Because it is unprofitable for you to do so at the minimum wage. The teens you could hire and help gain some meaningful experience do not have any skills that are worthy of your start-up. They would would be a drain upon your limited resources.

You and I are the same.  We are professionals running our own business. We have limited resources. We must make smart decisions or we fail.

The Dish would have no problem hiring a qualified teenager, but the vast majority of teens are still full-time students, and our six-month internship is full time. And for the record, we have hired staff that don’t have a college degree. More generally, we don’t hire interns to increase subscriptions and thus profit, but more to decrease the work and stress of our incredibly dedicated staffers. One more reader joins the thread:

I run my own small business.  Whenever there is work that I’m not able to do myself – either because I don’t have the skill set required (e.g., accounting/tax preparation) or because I have too much work to do myself, I hire other people to do it. So the first question is, what is the work to do be done?  The second question is, who is capable of doing the work, and what hourly rate will I need to pay someone to accomplish the work successfully?

In my business, even the lowest-skilled tasks require some skill level.  If I hire someone to open and sort my mail, I want to make sure they’re not accidentally throwing away a payment from a client.  If I hire someone to input data, they need to do it accurately, or they’ll mess up my books.  I cannot imagine trusting even these basic tasks to someone who is able or willing to work for less than the minimum wage.

What specific tasks is this alleged “highly successful financial services company” trying to get accomplished?  I can’t think of any task that is so expendable to that type of business that you’d entrust it to someone making $3 an hour.

“Economics 101” means that you hire QUALIFIED people and pay them the market rate for their skill set — that is supply and demand.  It sounds like this guy is simply trying to escape Economics 101 by shifting adult, skilled work to underpaid teenagers (who, as other readers have noted, are already in a separate category for minimum wage purposes).  Maybe he should move his operations to Bangladesh.

Putin’s Pardon Party

Former Yukos oil company chief executive

After granting amnesty to Pussy Riot and 30 jailed Greenpeace activists, Vladimir Putin ordered the release of former oligarch Mikhail Khodorkovsky, who has been imprisoned for a decade. Masha Gessen credits Obama’s decision to skip the Olympics and send a delegation of openly gay athletes:

The delegation he announced included no high-level politicians, something that has not happened in almost two decades. At the opening ceremony, the Americans will be led by University of California President Janet Napolitano, and at the closing, by Deputy Secretary of State William Burns. And in a clear reference to the Kremlin’s anti-gay campaign, Obama included openly gay athletes: Billie Jean King, Brian Boitano (who came out shortly after the delegation was annoucned), and Caitlin Cahow, an ice hockey Olympian. Obama issued no comments about his choice of delegates: When one snubs, one does not engage.

Putin panicked. On Wednesday he allowed his own version of an amnesty bill, which came before parliament that day, to be amended to cover the Greenpeace activists. The following day, he said he intended to pardon Khodorkovsky. There is every indication that this was unplanned. He made the annoucnement after the end of his annual press conference, during an informal chat with journalists. He made reference to a clemency request that Khodorkovsky had supposedly written but of which neither his family nor his lawyers were aware. Not even the clemency officials who would have processed such a request had ever heard of it.

She expects that “Putin’s ongoing crackdown on civil society will likely intensify significantly after the Olympic closing ceremony is over” but argues that “is no reason not to do the right thing, like refusing to stand next to a dictator as he puts on the show of his dreams.” Leonid Bershidsky comments:

The image Putin wants to project to the world is not that of a dictator who steals elections, stifles dissent and jails political opponents, but that of a mainstream conservative statesman who respects his country’s traditions and rules in the interest of the moral majority. That show may still get an audience of dignitaries in Sochi: There are still plenty of global leaders who have not pleaded schedule conflicts. The U.K. Prime Minister David Cameron, who famously rebuffed [Stephen] Fry by saying, “We could better challenge prejudice as we attend,” has not yet made his plans known. Neither has German Chancellor Angela Merkel.

Fisher mulls Putin’s political calculations:

So why is Putin doing it? Well, let’s look at what these pardoned prisoners have in common: they are all pretty famous and are well-known particularly in the West. This might sound obvious, but it’s worth noting that Putin may be pardoning Khodorkovsky et al. for the sake of appearances and not because he is actually interested in softening Russia’s treatment of political prisoners.

It’s not clear that Putin actually stands to lose very much with these pardons. After all, if the primary purpose of political arrests is to shape Russian politics, then the imprisonments of Khodorkovsky and the Pussy Riot members have likely served their purpose. Russia’s oligarchs got the warning loud and clear: don’t cross Putin, don’t go into politics. Russian civil society has a sense, from the Pussy Riot arrests, where the red lines lie. The political purpose of the Greenpeace arrests was never as obvious to me – a warning to foreign NGOs, perhaps – but it’s hard to imagine that the message was lost on its intended targets, if there were any.

The upside for Putin here is considerably clearer.

Eleanor Margolis applauds Obama’s Olympic snub:

In making one of the world’s most famous lesbians a US representative in legally homophobic country, Obama is breaking the relative silence of world leaders when it comes to condemning Russia’s new legislation. The “we’re here, we’re queer”-ness of the US Olympic delegation may not be groundbreaking, but it certainly draws attention to where it’s needed. Post-Cold War, some of America’s intercontinental ballistic missiles are lesbian-shaped.

Keating thinks releasing Khodorkovsky is a risk:

To put it bluntly, while the international community has been pushing for Khodorkovsky’s release for a long time, this looks a lot more like a czarist decree than anything resembling the rule of law. It seems like a high-stakes gamble for the Kremlin, however. His years in prison have transformed Khodorkovsky’s image from just another post-Soviet robber baron living off the ill-gotten gains of the 1990s into a prisoner of conscience and eloquent regime critic. He’s Russia’s best-known political prisoner by a long shot, only 13 percent of Russians believe the charges against him are real, and in the capital at least, the majority of people favor his release.

Putin has managed to consistently outfox and divide his opponents in the past, but this releases raises the stakes significantly. It seems like a risky move for some good pre-Olympic PR.

Simon Shuster, however, sees the move as a sign of strength:

Putin’s latest victories seem to have strengthened his stomach for risk. In the course of this year, he has beat out the West in a diplomatic duel over Syria, whose regime he has successfully defended against a U.S.-led military intervention. Just this week, he pulled Ukraine away from its integration deal with the E.U. and purchased the loyalty of Ukraine’s leadership with an economic bailout. His vision of rivaling the West with a new “Eurasian Union” of former Soviet states has turned from a political pipe dream into a reality, as Armenia, Kyrgyzstan and Ukraine drew closer this year to joining Russia’s budding trade bloc with Belarus and Kazakhstan. In February, Putin will see the greatest validation of his rule – the Winter Olympics in his beloved resort town of Sochi – and he has been getting prepared with a bit of political house cleaning. His aim was to avoid any Western boycott from soiling the mood of the Games, a risk that began to seem very real as U.S. President Barack Obama and several European statesmen announced this month that they would not be going to Sochi. So Russia has moved to preempt their criticism by cleansing its record on human rights.

The Guardian’s editors see through the publicity stunt:

The Russian government’s readiness to throw people into prison when they get in its way, bending the legal system to do so, has a long history, but has been a particular characteristic of Mr Putin’s rule since the detention of Mikhail Khodorkovsky and the confiscation of his Yukos empire in 2003 – the foundation act of the Putin era. The beauty of this strategy is that you are able to dispose of opponents and critics under cover of the law, but you can then get credit later for a measured clemency, as with Mr Putin’s indication yesterday that a pardon for Mr Khodorkovsky is on the way. Murmuring that Mr Khodorkovsky has served 10 years and that his mother is ill, makes Putin seem humane.But it was not humane to put him there in the first place. In lesser key, Mr Putin sought praise for the release of the Greenpeace and Pussy Riot detainees, but not without a final swipe at Greenpeace as an agent of foreign powers and at Pussy Riot as desecrators of Russian womanhood.

Christian Neef and Matthias Schepp link Khodorkovsky’s clemency to Russia’s other international image problem:

The timing of Putin’s announcement of the Khodorkovsky pardon is clever. For weeks now, he has been criticized for his handling of the situation with Ukraine. The United States and the European Union allege that the Russian leader exerted massive pressure on Kiev to reject an association agreement with the EU — all in a bid to pull the neighboring country back into Russia’s sphere of power. Critics say Putin’s actions disregard the nearly 50 percent of Ukrainians who favor closer relations with Europe. With his decision to release Khodorkovsky, Putin intends to show that he knows how to use not only the stick, but also the carrot — and that the West’s allegations that Russia is a profoundly undemocratic country do not line up with reality. Given this situation, it’s not surprising that Putin has explicitly pointed out that he was moved to issue the pardon by humanitarian concerns: In his speech, he cited the critical condition of Khodorkovsky’s 78-year-old mother.

Fred Weir stresses that Khodorkovsky requested and was granted clemency, not a pardon.

Mr. Putin told a scrum of reporters outside that Khodorkovsky had written an appeal for clemency – though not a request for pardon – and that the necessary arrangements for his release will soon be made. “In line with the law, Mikhail Borisovich [Khodorkovsky] should have written [a pardon request], which he didn’t do, but just recently he wrote this document and addressed me with an appeal for clemency,” Putin said. Khodorkovsky “has already spent more than 10 years in prison. That is a serious punishment. In his letter he makes reference to humanitarian circumstances. He has a sick mother. I believe that we can soon make the decision and sign a decree granting him amnesty,” he said. The difference between “pardon” and “clemency” is a crucial distinction for Khodorkovksky, since in legal terms the first would be tantamount to an admission of guilt, while the second is merely a plea for mercy.

Anna Kordunsky says the oligarch turned freedom fighter is still politically relevant:

How much does Khodorkovsky still matter? Short answer: a lot. Otherwise, the announcement of his release would not have happened so close to the Olympics, when Russia finds itself more battered in international opinion polls than it had hoped to be so close to the Games. The longer answer is more complex, depending in large part on what exactly Khodorkovsky told Putin in his appeal letter, and whether he submitted one at all. A straightforward request for pardon – as opposed to a more nuanced plea for clemency – would be tantamount to an admission of guilt, harming his credibility once he’s free.

That’s the outcome the Kremlin wants. “The fact that he [Khodorkovsky] is appealing for clemency means that he’s admitting his guilt,” spokesman Dmitry Peskov told Interfax earlier today. Yet the sheer force of Khodorkovsky’s story – of standing up to the Kremlin at such dire personal cost – could lend him a unifying power over Russia’s beleaguered and fractured opposition. And that’s the outcome the Kremlin will seek to avoid at all costs.

(Photo: Former Yukos oil company chief executive officer Mikhail Khodorkovsky, once Russia’s richest man, stands in the defendant’s glass cage in a Moscow courtroom on November 2, 2010. By Dmitry Kostyukov/AFP/Getty)

Firing A Teacher For Getting Married

Another day, another Catholic school fires a beloved teacher because he married another man. This time, the school’s students erupt in protest and moral outrage. One wonders how much longer Catholic archdioceses can keep doing this, without severe blowback from an entire generation. And let’s be clear here. The school and the archdiocese were fine with the teacher’s sexual orientation as long as he didn’t actually commit to another person for life. What they’re punishing is not gayness; what they’re punishing is love and responsibility.

Dissents Of The Day

Lots of pushback from readers on this post. Before we get into them, just a recommendation to go read TNC on the underplayed racial aspects of this. On to the dissents. First up, an accusation of a double-standard:

So Alec Baldwin in anger calls a reporter a “c—ksucking f—-t”, MSNBC fires him, and you rejoice and write, “I’m glad the allegedly liberal network does not regard violent homophobic bigotry as something it wants to associate with.”  But when Phil Robertson, not in anger, spouts vile bigotry, you scratch your head and ask, “Why on earth would they fire him for giving some more [redneck reality]?”

I’m confused. If a celebrity is a Southern conservative, it should be understood he’ll have bigoted views and shouldn’t lose his job for expressing them, but if he’s a liberal he gets no such breaks?  Is that the principle? Is there a principle here?

Baldwin is a commentator on a liberal network who was on tape threatening another human being with violence, using homophobic slurs, something he has done before. Robertson is a reality TV star who is only a star because he has the kind of views he expressed to GQ. Is that not an obvious difference? Let’s say, for example, that Alec Baldwin were actually Jack Donaghy from 30Rock, in a reality show, and had yelled homophobic slurs at a paparazzi off-camera in a way that was perfectly consistent with his persona on camera. It would be nuts and hypocritical to fire him.

Another adds, “Phil Robertson would sit across from you at a dinner and have no problem telling you that you might as well be screwing a dog. Not sure Alec would do that.” Maybe true, but I’d much rather have dinner with Phil Robertson than Alec Baldwin. Engaging fundamentalists on this subject is one of my favorite activities. And I’d much sooner engage than condemn. Another reader looks at the advertizing aspect:

Oh, come on Andrew … really you’re befuddled?  A&E of course issued the perfunctory statement stating that they disagreed, etc. etc.; which may very well be true.  However, that isn’t the reason they suspended him.  Advertisers abhor controversy, and it doesn’t take a genius to know that there is a good chance this would negatively impact revenue.  THAT is the reason.  The free market has spoken loud and clear.

And another:

Not everyone is as independent as you and your staff, Andrew. Many require ratings and advertisers and thus rely on not offending large swathes of the population (gay or not). Keeping Robertson would cost them money, and it is A&E’s right to shit-can a redneck they feel has cost them money.

Of course it is. There’s no real First Amendment issue here – on either side. I just think A&E are full of it. Another reader:

I don’t think it’s unfair to fire Robertson at all.  As a someone raised in the Deep South who is also gay, I think the stereotype of the Southern Christian as “anti-gay” is itself objectionable.  The character Robertson played is a Southern religious fundamentalist, true, but that doesn’t require ignorant statements on the level of what he said to GQ.  (Incidentally, his statements about Muslims and Japanese people were as bad or worse, and were equally inexcusable, as well as breathtakingly ignorant.)

If I had an employee that made statements like that, I would have to fire him.  And it wouldn’t be an emotional or political decision, either.  The laws of the state where I live are such that, if a person is openly making statements like this, my business would run some pretty significant legal risks if we didn’t fire him.  Why should this guy get a pass?  Because he’s from the South and that what’s expected of him?  That is very poor reasoning.

Because he was employed specifically because he was the kind of person who would make such comments!

City Of Darkness

Mid Atlantic Coast Prepares For Hurricane Sandy

Well, we’re nearing the winter solstice, which means living in New York City becomes even more like living in a cave. We’re finally shipping ourselves and the dogs back to DC this weekend for a total crash-out Christmas. You know what I’m craving the most, after living in a second floor apartment in one of the less built-up neighborhoods in Manhattan? Light. Just light. Last year was the first in my life when my bloodwork came back with a Vitamin D deficiency. And I’m not alone, as this city of darkness grows ever more impenetrable:

On Ludlow Street in Lower Manhattan, Alice O’Malley, a photographer, now gazes dolefully across the street at the relentless rise of her neighbor due west — a 20-story hotel that has wiped out the last of her apartment’s gentle pink light.

On the Upper West Side, Ilonna Pederson greets a darkened apartment for the second winter after nearly 50 years there; her southern windows were bricked over a year ago to make way for a high-rise inches away. And in a once-sunny pocket of the far West Village, many are finding themselves in the large penumbra cast by the newly built 150 Charles, which rises 15 stories and houses 91 residences selling for an average of $8.6 million.

“Going higher and staying narrow would’ve allowed light and air,” said George Sanders, 58, who, with neighbors, waged a losing battle to get an alternate structure built. “Now we’re just plunged into darkness. It’s just too bad.”

I went to a party a couple of months back to mourn a friend’s loss of view and sunlight. I haven’t lost it, I’m glad to say. I never had it. Maybe a half hour of reflected sunlight a day is all I can get at almost any time of the year. What I didn’t understand about New York until I actually lived here is that all that amazing skyline is, for actual non-one-percent residents, a series of vast, light-blocking concrete blinds, shuttering out elemental things like the sun or even clouds. There isn’t even greenery anywhere unless you go to that massive over-kill, Central Park, which much of the city never stumbles across. How do you live without sunlight or green, without the sky and grass? I guess I grew up in a rural part of Sussex. To live without trees or green or birdsong or sunlight is just not part of my DNA.

What will I miss in New York City?

A great parish … hanging with a couple of great friends more regularly, while leaving many more friendships back in DC … and, er, that’s it. I should have moved to Brooklyn, I suppose. But then I already live in the equivalent in Adams Morgan in Washington. Everything else – the vast sucking sound of your wallet being emptied, the daily street warfare, the boundless self-love and provincialism, the mad cults of money and property and buzz – I can’t wait to leave behind.

I’ll be back, of course. And maybe when I don’t live here, I can learn to love New York the way I used to, with blinders on, enjoying the madness for brief periods of time, after which I can return to live in something most human beings would call civilization. I don’t regret coming here for a year and a half. It was vital to keep the Dish on the road. But at some point, the city of darkness overwhelms the human spirit. And you long to be where the sun sometimes shines.

Update from a reader, who gives me a kick on the way out:

You left. Good for you. Just as I left the shit-hole that is DC (and from where most of my friends cannot wait to escape). There have been more negative articles written about DC than NYC this year (including Sam Youngman’s recent ripper in Politico).  You enjoy it more. Go.  Stop blogging about New York.  It is tired, and honestly beneath you.  New York didn’t owe you anything.

Another New Yorker:

I live in a lovely (rental) apartment with great light, a living room with windows on three sides and the trees from the backyard next door reaching up to my third-floor window. And I live there because … it’s the apartment I chose to live in. Why take an apartment you don’t like and then blame the entire city for it?

Another:

Andrew, I love you. But if you ever state that Adams Morgan is the equivalent of Brooklyn again, I’m canceling my subscription. Adams Morgan is a single neighborhood in DC. Brooklyn is the most populous borough in New York City, with 60+ neighborhoods, depending on who is counting. Wikipedia tells me that Brooklyn has 2.6 million people while Adams Morgan has 0.016 Million. “They both have hipsters” is not the same thing as equivalence, thank you very much.

Another in Queens:

Brooklyn? Really, you should’ve moved to Queens. I mean, I saw a peregrine falcon on the opposite apartment’s roof the other day. And provincialism? Pretty hard to find in a borough that speaks 138 languages … but I ain’t here to defend my wounded New York pride. I’m here to praise your beloved England’s excellent common sense about the matter of sunlight in cities. Check this out: the law of “ancient lights,” passed in 1663 and still on the books – and very much in active use. We should’ve been so wise.

Another much farther north:

Here in Fairbanks, Alaska, this solstice weekend, we are enjoying a grand total of three hours and forty-two minutes of daylight. As I write this email at 10:35 AM, the sun is not yet risen. When the sun does finally crawl above the horizon at 10:58 AM, it will climb a total of 1.7 degrees above the horizon before sinking back at 2:41 PM. Think of the amount of light you get in the last ten minutes before sunset and you have an idea of high noon in Fairbanks. A hundred miles north of here the sun never clears the horizon at all.

So you don’t get much love from us for complaining about New York being dark.

(Photo: Spencer Platt/Getty)

So You’re Saying There’s A Chance

Sides calculates that Democrats have a 1% chance of retaking the House:

This is a testament to the fact that current conditions in the country, and the presence of so many Republican incumbents, make it hard for the Democrats to pick up many seats. In order for that forecast to change measurably in the Democrats’ favor, the economy needs to grow more rapidly or President Obama needs to become more popular, or both. A few more Republican retirements and strong Democratic challengers wouldn’t hurt, either. …

[A]s far as the House is concerned, 2014 is shaping up to be a status quo election.  National conditions just aren’t that favorable to Democrats right now, at least when placed in historical context. If those conditions become more favorable, you’ll see seats become more competitive, funders on one side get excited, better challengers start to emerge, and so on.

The latest, surprisingly good GDP figures make the fundamentals look slightly more favorable. Similarly, Bouie focuses on the economy’s performance when pondering Obama’s legacy:

Obama’s problem, more than anything, is the weak economy. Indeed, it’s not hard to imagine an alternate universe (an Earth–2, as it were) where brisk growth and low unemployment gave Obama strong approval ratings, even if nothing else changed about the details of his 2013. In terms of public opinion, a healthy economy does a lot to shield Obama from discontent over everything from the NSA to the problems with Healthcare.gov. Indeed, if not for the fact that this has been a relatively robust year for economic growth—2013 is on track to be the strongest year for job growth since 2005—Obama would be even less popular than he is now.

Which is to say that, if you want a sense of how Obama will end his tenure, look to the economy. If people have jobs, and feel secure, then Obama will leave office like Clinton—popular and well-regarded. But if the sluggish status quo persists, then the candidate of “hope and change” will likely leave as divisive as his predecessor.

Attack Of The Cutebots

Robots that look like cartoon characters are better at manipulating people than robots that resemble humans:

Letting go of reality entirely yields a lot of advantages. An early copy of instructions to Disney animators shows that a “cute type” character has several set characteristics that can’t be found in reality. A massively oversized head with large eyes, a tiny nose and mouth, and a huge forehead is cute. It’s especially cute if it’s set on a big body with stubby limbs. That’s a physical type that people find immediately endearing. Tap into that immediate appeal, and you can get away with a lot.

A robot created at MIT roped people into doing on-camera interviews by harnessing the power of cuteness. Boxie was nothing more than a big cardboard box head stacked on a little cardboard box body, with rollers for legs. It had big eyes, a tiny upturned curve of a mouth, and a toddler voice. It roamed around in public randomly, asking for help in its little voice, and people came up to it, lifted it to camera level, and happily gave interviews. Imagine if there was just a camera and list of instructions in Boxie’s place. Would you take time out of your day, carefully adjust the camera, and give an interview? The right, exaggeratedly cute, design not only got people interested, it made them want to “help” the robot overcome its own design flaws.