Bad Kids Jokes, also on Twitter:
what did the toloit roll say to toilot? i keep getting ripped off and wiped on big bums
— bad kids jokes (@badkidsjokes) November 11, 2013
man:waiter how long will my pizza be ? waiter:not very long. lol
— bad kids jokes (@badkidsjokes) November 4, 2013
Dylan Matthews recommends it:
Bad Kids Jokes is a Tumblr that offers exactly what the name promises. “I moderate jokes on a Kids Jokes website,” the person behind it writes, as though “kids jokes websites” are a recognizable genre of website. “A lot of joke submissions can’t be published because they don’t make any sense, the child got a genuine joke completely wrong, or they’re a bit too rude for kids … so I publish them here instead.” The result is 33 pages of child-penned Dadaist nonsense, much of it concerning bodily discharges and/or the perfidy of teachers, and all of it hysterical.
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