IN BRITAIN TOO

The Catholic church has been covering up the abuse of children in Britain as well. Here’s yet another harrowing story about a pedophile priest, protected by those who run the Church. This one is even more distressing because two of this monster’s victims – aged between 10 and 14 – were disabled. One was in a wheelchair and the other had cerebral palsy. This evil just beggars belief. But the men in charge, who knew of this and did nothing, remain protected by the Vatican. Of course they are. At this point, protecting and defending evil seems to be a Church priority. Anything but surrender ecclesiastical power.

THE REAL KURT COBAIN: “I like to make incisions into the belly of infants then fuck the incisions until the child dies.” This is in Kurt Cobain’s diaries. And there’s a lot where that came from. Yes, he was a heroin addict. Yes these are just sexual or other kinds of fantasies. But why did Newsweek bury this? I guess you don’t mess with the image of a cover-worthy pop-idol. That would be journalism.

WANNA SWITCH? A Canadian Mac parody. Loved it.

ANOTHER MOORE LIE? The Canadian government is investigating whether Michael Moore, the leftist hate-monger, fabricated part of his movie, “Bowling for Columbine.” In the movie, Moore buys ammunition from a Wal-Mart in Canada. He just walks in, plonks some cash down and gets bullets. The National Post reports:

David Austin, a spokesman for the Department of Justice, says, “You would have to show some ID … What is unfortunate is there is misinformation out there – not only for viewers who see the movie in Canada but the rest of the world – that it is relatively easy to buy ammunition in Canada, and that is not the case.”

So did Moore edit out that part? Or did Wal-Mart break the law? Moore won’t respond.

END THE BAN: Only W could do this. And he should. The Washington Post – now the most authoritative editorial board in the country – lays it on the line. The Daily Show had a more amusing take on the firing of gay Arab linguists in the military:

Kudos to top Army’s brass for intercepting this axis of fabulousness before it could do any real damage. Yes, we’re in a war on terror. Yes, intelligence is the key to winning this war. Yes, Arabic translating is the key to intelligence. But they’re gay. … They make kissy with their own kind. Is that really the kind of person you want with you in wartime translating situation? Would you really be comfortable side by side with a gay person hunkered down in a fox hole or cubicle, office park, really would you?

Yuk. Who cares about terrorism when we have our own scapegoats to hound?

CAMPUS ANTI-SEMITISM WATCH: The Lebanon Daily Star reports on the comments of one Hisham Sharabi, a professor of Arab Culture at Georgetown University. He was speaking at Balamand University. His view: “Jews are getting ready to take control of us and the Americans have entered the region to possess the oil resources and redraw the geopolitical map of the Arab world … However, in the long run, neither the Jews nor Americans will be able to subdue us for we are not (Native Americans).” This anti-American Jew-hater is on the faculty of a major American university. One question: why?

MAN OF THE PEOPLE

How does Fidel Castro live in the land of Communist equality? For the first time, in a stolen videotape from a girlfriend of his son, we have a clue. The video has been running on Univision:

Monday’s episode showed Mr Castro dressed casually before a banquet, inspecting the elaborate dinnerware on the dinner table, his grandchildren playing with relatives and Antonio zooming along the patio on an electric scooter. It pictures the spacious compound and carefully landscaped garden and reveals that many of the family are wearing designer clothes. The house is decorated with wooden chests and Cuban handicrafts. A large-screen television monitors foreign news channels.

Read “Animal Farm” lately?

RICE ON RACE: “The fact of the matter is, race matters in America. It has, it always has … It is not that I mind being associated with the group. I am African-American and proud of it. I wouldn’t have it any other way. And it has shaped who I am and it will continue to shape who I am. I do not believe it has limited who I am or what I can become. And that’s because I had parents who, while telling me what it meant to be African-American and exposing me to that, also allowed me to develop as an individual to be who I wanted to be.” – Condi Rice, quoted in Derrick Z. Jackson’s column in the Boston Globe today.

BEGALA AWARD NOMINEE

“The legacy of Harry Potter in popular culture remains to be seen – those who’d burn the books as demonic are encouraged to get library cards pronto – but at present, despite its sophomoric awkwardness, the film of Chamber of Secrets is a welcome delivery of childlike wonder for a planet of ever-increasing ugliness. We’ve accidentally allowed a retarded monkey to rule America, but otherwise it’s not such a whimsical place. Perhaps works like this can help set that to rights.” – Gregory Weinkauf, Dallas Observer. What must it feel like to lose an election to a retarded monkey?

AHNOLD THE EAGLE: Schwarzenegger is surely the Eagle candidate par excellence. He claims that he’s very socially liberal, backs legalized abortion, some gun control measures and gay adoption. But he’s a foreign policy hawk and a small government conservative. Wouldn’t it be wonderful if the real Kennedy comeback was via an Austrian steroidal import?

ARE YOU HOT? A new sign of where television is headed: a TV version of the online “Am I Hot or Not?”. One suggestion to the producers. Can you add a gay man and a lesbian to your panels of judges? It would enliven the show, add new perspectives, and help show straight men, for example, that it’s not so terrifying to be viewed as a sexually attractive human being by another guy. (By the way: I’ve been overwhelmed with some eye-opening emails on gays-and-straights in the military. I’m putting together a piece tying them together. I hope to post it soon. Thanks for your candor.)

THE YOUNG AND WAR: I’ve been impressed by George W. Bush’s support among the young. Maybe it’s not as anomalous as I thought. Here’s a study by blogger Jim Miller that shows how the young were consistently more supportive of the Vietnam War than their elders – throughout the conflict.

LEFTWING DEPRAVITY WATCH: Ted Rall does it again.

SONTAG AWARD NOMINEE: “The nation is faced with ‘a fascist takeover of the American government,’ Stahl says. The Bush administration is colluding with corporations to use the war to hold its grip on power, Stahl says. ‘It’s a way to keep the citizenry repressed,’ he says.” – professor Frank Stahl of the University of Oregon, quoted in the Eugene Weekly. Stahl, by the way, won one of the coveted “leftist genius” awards from the MacArthur Foundation.

WHAT CONSERVATIVES MISS TODAY: My Bradley lecture, given earlier this month, has just been transcribed by the American Enterprise Institute. It’s posted here. It’s about the relevance of Michael Oakeshott to contemporary conservatism. A couple of caveats: especially in the question and answer section, this is obviously not a vetted scholarly text. My only notes – apart from quotes – were scribbled on a postcard. I hope to nail it down and turn it into a real essay this winter. Until then, please treat the lecture as an extemporaneous work-in-progress. And forgive occasional grammatical (and other) errors. Here’s a pull-quote:

What I think modern conservatives sometimes miss in their legitimate calls for morality and the need for human beings as personalities and as people to live up to certain moral norms is also the joy of character, or personality, of the things that make us love another person. We don’t always love another person because he or she is virtuous. We sometimes love another person because of their faults. We love them because of their idiosyncracies. And yet it takes, often, until the memorial service before we actually acknowledge this particular reality. And Oakeshott saw that love of humanity in all its difference as one of the critical projects of a liberal political order. He looked around at people and saw them as things to be cherished, in contrast to those who would look at human beings and see them as something to be corrected or corralled or instructed or uplifted or informed.
This is the real conservative definition of diversity … the joyous variety of humankind, the beautiful difference that exists in our culture and the ability to cherish difference without being panicked by the possibility of inequality.

MOORE’S LIES: A Spinsanity take-down of Michael Moore that’s well worth absorbing. The usually sober authors describe Moore as someone who “uses lies, distortions, and nonsensical arguments to mask cheap attacks and promote his own political agenda.” Not exactly news, of course.

WHAT WOULD JESUS DRIVE? I asked for it. One reader posited that Jesus favored a certain Eastern bloc auto. As in John 8:11, where Jesus said, “Neither do I condemn Yugo.” Others found evidence of Old Testament bias in favor of an old Hudson Hornet: “I will send Hornets before you,” God promised in Exodus 23:28. Then there was this effort:

Moses drove an Acura which he kept in excellent condition, since when he died, “his sight was unimpaired and his Vigor had not abated.” It is clear that Pharaoh did not keep his Dodge in the garage during bad weather, for after his famous dreams, “in the morning his Spirit was troubled.” Dodges were very popular among the entire populace in ancient Egypt, since when Moses asked the Israelites to pack into their car and leave Egypt, “they would not listen to Moses because of their broken Spirit.” The Dodge continued to be the car of the upper class right through turn of the century Jerusalem, when the priests and scribes “conspired to arrest Jesus by Stealth.” The apostles could not afford Dodges, however, and had to make due with Hyundais, as evidenced by the fact that Peter was identified as a follower of Jesus when the bystanders said to him, “Certainly you are also one of them, for your Accent betrays you.” God himself likes to give Mazdas as gifts, proof of which is that in Numbers 31, “Moses gave the Tribute, the offerring for the Lord, to Eleazar the priest, as the Lord had commanded.” For his own wheels, God drives a Plymouth when he wages war, as the prophet Zechariah proclaimed, “Then the Lord will appear over them, and his Arrow will go forth like lightning.” But there can be no doubt that when God is in the mood for a nice leisurely drive, nothing but a Rolls Royce Silver Dawn will suffice, which makes him the envy of world leaders as Isaiah makes quite clear when he says of the Lord, “Nations shall come to your light, and kings to the brightness of your Dawn.”

No more. Please.

WHAT WOULD JESUS DRIVE?

Here’s a suggestion:

One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because “the Bible says God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury.” But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The passage urges the Lord to “pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them with your Storm.” Perhaps God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses’ followers are warned not to go up a mountain “until the Ram’s horn sounds a long blast.” Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda but didn’t like to talk about it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John’s gospel where Christ tells the crowd. “For I did not speak of my own Accord…” Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a Bible passage declaring that “the roar of Moses’ Triumph is heard in the hills.” Joshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its muffler: “Joshua’s Triumph was heard throughout the land.” And, following the Master’s lead, the Apostles car pooled in a Honda… “The Apostles were in one Accord.”

More bad puns on this theme are hereby eagerly solicited.

THE AILES MEMO

Mr Raines had a heyday. Two full stories about a Washington Post scoop? Well, it’s forgivable. I’ll say it here loud and proud: Fox News is obviously biased toward the right. It’s simply loopy to pretend otherwise. Ailes’ attempt to deny the bleeding obvious is just pathetic. It’s like listening to O’Reilly pretend he’s in a no-spin zone. It’s embarrassing, and undermines their credibility on everything else. But I see no difference between Fox’s bias and, say, the New York Times’. And if you want evidence for that, then today’s two-story gloat is Exhibit A. (Good Raines suck-up, by the way, Alessandra. But to get MoDo’s op-ed space, we need more conspiracy theories.) In fact, I think the Times is marginally more skewed toward the left – to the extent of literally censoring the news, ignoring or rigging polls, making errors based on ideological bias, and generally turning the paper into a crib-sheet for Democratic activists – than Fox is to the right. But it’s a close call. Why doesn’t Fox just admit this and make a virtue out of it? “The Antidote to Liberal Bias” would be a good slogan. Then we’d all be able to stop laughing when the Foxies pretend to be neutral.

PELOSI AS CONSERVATIVE CATHOLIC

One indication might be her position on abortion. But a perusal of her record shows her to have voted for any type of abortion anywhere any time for anyone. She even supports partial birth abortion. Conservative Catholic? If you have any data supporting this assertion of hers, please let me know. I’ve put a call in to her office asking for details. When I get any, I’ll report back.

WAS IT WORTH IT? Are you kidding? Here’s an account from the Guardian – yes, the Guardian – hailing American intervention in Afghanistan as a signal achievement against the forces of human darkness. Good for liberal Polly Toynbee for seeing what we eagles have long argued: that American military power is overwhelmingly a force for moral good in the world, and we should stop pretending otherwise. Here’s a typical paragraph:

At the Woman to Woman centre, 20 women of all ages were sitting on the floor, all them with burkas left hanging on pegs by the door. Despite the absence of outward change, were things getting better for them now that the Taliban had gone? There was a spontanteous chorus of cries, hands raised in the air, laughter, sighing, exclamations – my translator could not keep up with their energetic assertions that life had changed beyond recognition. This relative liberation – freedom to walk outside for many who had never left their one room in years – was hard to imagine. “I never saw the light of day in five years!” one widow said.

We need to remember one important thing: much of the anti-war left wanted to do nothing in Afghanistan. They were rightly ignored then. The same people need to be treated with extreme skepticism now.

THEOCONS VERSUS THE CHURCH: I tend to agree with this essay by George Weigel, defending war against Iraq within the Catholic Church’s just war tradition. He even argues that some clerics may not be the best candidates for figuring out questions of public morality:

There is a charism or gift of political discernment unique to the vocation of public service. That charism is not shared by bishops, moderators, rabbis, imams or inter-religious agencies. Moral clarity in a time of war demands moral seriousness from public officials. It also demands a measure of political modesty from religious leaders and public intellectuals, in the give-and-take of democratic deliberation.

Couldn’t agree more. But isn’t this a pretty flagrant dissent from Church teaching? And isn’t Weigel one of the key intellectual supporters of enforcing Church orthodoxy on everyone, especially in the academy, who dare to question official Church teachings? That’s one of my beefs with the theocons. They want strict orthodoxy on practical issues that have no deep moral meaning, like a celibate priesthood, but feel free to dissent openly on war, economics and social justice. Am I the only one to find their position just a little bit too easy?

WHY GAYS SHOULD STAY SILENT: An email from a rank and file soldier on the military gay ban. It speaks for itself. I’m sure the guy’s being honest; and I’m equally sure that antipathy toward gay men and a pathological fear of being “looked at” by them is common among military recruits. Here’s his email:

I’m afraid I must disagree with the separated gay officer. When he said that “the rank-and-file” had no problem with gay personnel, he was exercising in some wishful thinking. Perhaps, as an officer, he had blinders on. It is a definite truth that our officers are in many ways unaware of aspects of the enlisted culture.
I am the Navy “rank-and-file”, an E-5 with nine years of service. And, just so you don’t think I’m some kind of troublemaker, I also outrank my peers on ALL of my performance evaluations since I entered service.
I’m not saying it’s right, but most of my peers have a definite and obvious dislike of male homosexuals. Openly gay personnel would have a negative effect on good order and discipline and some of them would get HURT.
Most personnel I have met and worked with seem generally satisfied with current Navy policy (though some would surely like to see a return to openly violent attitudes against gays). Many people say that gays are “alright”, AS LONG AS THEY KEEP IT TO THEMSELVES. Then the discussions degenerate into descriptions of the retaliation they would visit on any gay member who dared to make overtures or even look at them crossways.
I have a gay friend who was outed by a drunken boyfriend two years ago. We decided to just keep it amongst our “clique.” But you would not believe the sense of crisis it created when it first came out. There were arguments, recriminations … total chaos in our circle of friends. Sadly, two of my other friends simply refused to continue any relationship with our gay friend. If he came to my home or one of our hangouts, they made a big show of leaving. The only reason things did not become far worse is because this is a guy we FOUGHT beside. When I was behind on rent, he was there with his checkbook. When I got jumped in a foreign port, he was wading into the fray. Had he been a little less close or a little less brave and generous, he would probably be out of friends.
I am not gay. I do not want to serve with the openly gay, since it would cause a great disruption of accusations, harassment, and possible violence. And let me make this clear … I am not projecting my own opinions onto my fellows. We have been discussing this since I walked onboard my first ship. We may put a PC face on things, but when all the masks finally come off, the consensus is…DON’T ASK, DON’T TELL.

A couple of comments. How is this different from racial hatred once common, now clearly forbidden in the military? Notice the problem is not gay conduct, but merely the fact that someone is gay. So the behavior issue of gays doesn’t really come into play. And you can strongly forbid sexual behavior among the ranks, and I’d have no problem throwing anyone out who disobeyed this rule. Nope. This is pure hatred of the other; and it’s so prevalent that the military has decided that hating homosexuals is a critical cohesive element in America’s armed services. That’s the reality; and we might as well face it. The military actually endorses this kind of hate; and certainly wouldn’t protect gay soldiers from the vengeance of their violent peers. That’s why soldiers have actually been killed on base. By American soldiers.

IN THE SHOWERS: But the issue that genuinely perplexes me is the fear and panic that many straight men display when they think another man might find them attractive. I can understand why they might find this awkward or unwelcome – but I don’t understand the violent emotions this kind of thing triggers. When a woman finds me attractive, I’m flattered, even though there’s always a little discomfort. But I don’t want to beat her up or kill her. So why is that so often the reaction among straight men toward gay men? Is it because they’re afraid of being raped? C’mon. Assuming all gay men – or even any – are potential rapists is completely loopy. (And the same people who make this bizarre argument would scoff at a woman who screamed rape if a man looked at her in a sexually interested way.) Nevertheless, big, brawny straight guys – in the military no less! – scream like six year olds the minute they suspect a gay guy might find them sexy. I don’t understand it. Are straight guys that insecure? Again, it doesn’t strike me as an aversion to intimate contact between men as
such. That happens all the time. Some football crazies just shoved a Sharpie pen up one of their team-member’s butt. What straight guys do on submarines on long trips makes Provincetown look positively repressed. No, it’s something deeper than that. These guys are not afraid of Saddam Hussein; they fight terrible wars; they’ve gone through rigorous training. But they’re terrified of fags. Could someone please tell me why this isn’t absurd.

THOSE CRUDE BRITS: A reader sends me a Lionel Trilling quote about the impolite English, as an early observation of what I was writing about here. It’s from Trilling’s introduction to Orwell’s “Homage to Catalonia:

Whatever the the legend to the contrary, the English character is more strongly marked than ours, less reserved, less ironic, more open in its expression of willfulness and eccentricity and cantakerousness. Its manners are cruder and bolder. It is a demonstrative character – it shows itself, even shows off. Santayana, when he visisted England, quite gave up the common notion that Dickens’ characters are caricatures. One can still meet an English snob so thunderingly shameless in his worship of the aristocracy, so explicit and demonstrative in his adoration, that a careful, modest ironic American snob would be quite bewildered by him.

Even crass in their snobbery. What rubes and provincials the British often are.

BEGALA AWARD NOMINEE: “It’s a rhetorical question with no response required … Suppose there was such a thing as a time machine. Suppose all the bad-guy Germans of the 1930s and 1940s – the Gestapo, the Brownshirts, the Blackshirts – were fed into the time machine and emerged as modern-day Americans. Suppose they all still held the beliefs they had when they died. So my question is, Which political party would they support now, Democratic or Republican? Just wondering.” – Harley Sorenson, San Francisco liberal.

SCARY KITTEN WATCH

This brightened my day.

ANOTHER NYT CORRECTION: This time, a thoroughly dishonest one.

SAN FRANCISCO DEMOCRATS: A reader nails it:

All you need to know about the reason people hate San Francisco values is hanging from the roof at The City Lights Book Store on Broadway and Columbus. A series of huge banners each with a picture and a word. The old banner “Dissent is not un-American” apparently lost its appeal. The new one “Resist War and War Makers” has the burning World Trade Centers photo on the banner with the word War and Bush’s photo on the one with the word “Makers”. Moral equivalency at its most sickening.

And they wonder why they lost the election.