Yglesias Award Nominee

"In the 1960s, there were a lot of libertarians who believed in crushing monogamy and all of this kind of stuff and crushing the institution of marriage. And now they’re all cheering when they see two gay guys with wedding rings pushing a baby down Broadway. They think it’s fantastic, it’s a nice turn. And I think that is a nice turn. I think that if you’re going to have a position on homosexuality in life it’s better that they bourgeois-ify and pair up than live in pagan society. I think it’s great," – Jonah Goldberg in what seems to me like an endorsement of marriage equality – or at least an endorsement of the idea that it is and always has been a conservative reform.

Yglesias Award Nominee

"The Constitution clearly states that it is Congress that has the power to declare war, not the president. The War Powers Act also clearly states that U.S. forces are to engage in hostilities only if the circumstances are 'pursuant to (1) a declaration of war, (2) specific statutory authorization or (3) a national emergency created by attack upon the United States, its territories or possessions, or its armed forces.' … I will hold accountable and oppose any actions from any president, Republican or Democrat, if he declares war without congressional consent,"- Rand Paul, taking Romney to task for saying that the president has the power to make war.

Moore Award Nominee

"Suppose for the sake of argument that our national debt has become a huge problem. How did it become a problem? Because of the Bush tax cuts, the Iraq War, and the recession (which, whatever its root causes, came about under Bush).

Suppose for the sake of argument that future spending on Medicare, Medicaid, and Social Security has become a huge problem. How did it become a problem? Because of massive increases in the cost of medical care, which has been exacerbated by Republican obstruction of national health care policy (the US spends about 50% more on medical care as a proportion of GDP than other western countries)

If Romney wins, and uses the so-called debt crisis to end collective bargaining rights, Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid as we know them, it will be nothing less than another Reichstag fire," – "Metrosexual Black AbeJ," Balloon Juice.

Malkin Award Nominee

"Government should treat all citizens impartially, without regard to wealth, race, ethnicity, disability, religion, sex, political affiliation or national origin. We oppose all forms of invidious discrimination. Sexual orientation is not an appropriate category," – an open declaration of the need for the government to discriminate against its gay citizens, in North Carolina's GOP party platform.

You are already free to fire someone just because they are gay in North Carolina. But the active embrace of such discrimination, just like the recent constitutional amendment, rubs it in with twice the rawness.

Malkin Award Nominee

"At least Hayes had the courage to offer a sincere-sounding apology, though I'm certainly not alone with my suspicion that he truly believes everything he said, and everything his co-religionists in the cult of anti-Americanism said alongside him to besmirch our soldiers — living, dead, and fallen — on this Memorial Day weekend. Our soldiers take an oath to defend America against enemies foreign and domestic. Clearly, domestic enemies are in MSNBC studios, though I don't suggest they be punished or harmed. They have every right to be idiots, though one would prefer that they at least recognize who is risking life and limb to protect that right. While I understand the temptation to waterboard Chris Hayes, the right answer is to understand that he represents today's Democratic Party. The proper punishment for Mr. Hayes and his ilk is to make sure their TV ratings are as low as possible (which may already be the case when it comes to Mr. Hayes' show) and to vote against Democratic candidates, other than those who (unlike John Kerry) have served with honor, at every opportunity," – Ross Kaminsky, American Spectator

The most revealing thing about this rant is its understanding of waterboarding. It is, in Kaminsky's eyes, an instrument of punishment. Every now and again, the far right shows its hand. The adoption of torture was as much about revenge and payback as it was a misguided, illegal, desperate attempt to get intelligence by methods never designed (by totalitarians) to get intelligence.

Malkin Award Nominee

"Why would a president who gave America vast unemployment, soaring inflation, a moribund economy, record deficits, and a manically ill-conceived energy policy be coasting toward re-election?" – Tim Cavanaugh, Reason.

Lets unpack this claptrap for a second. Obama "gave" the US "vast unemployment"? The month before he took office, the US lost 900,000 jobs in the worst recession, caused by a financial crash. No month has been as bad since and within a year, the US was gaining jobs again. Unemployment remains too high, but it is slowly retreating, as is often the case after a financial panic-caused recession. "Soaring inflation?":

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He just made that one up. A "moribund economy"? If so, it's been that way for a long time:

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Record deficits? Yes, they've been big because of the recession and the collapse in revenues since the Bush tax cuts and the stimulus. But the record is held by George W. Bush, whose final fiscal year clocked in at $1,413 billion, after eight years of astounding fiscal recklessness. This coming fiscal year, the deficit is projected to be $1,300 billion. I'd like Obama to commit more emphatically to a Simpson-Bowles type-deal. But without any Republican give on taxes, that's impossible. And his actual record on spending is, as usual, better than his Republican predecessor's.

"A manically ill-conceived energy policy"? That's an opinion, not a fact, so I can't rebut it. But the rest is rhetoric, not reality, a desire to project onto Obama everything the right wants to believe about him. The same sentence, after all, would be more accurate if it had been written in 1979 about Jimmy Carter. Tim Cavanaugh's jerking knee seems to come from the same period.

Moore Award Nominee

"So where has the idea that Shakespeare is "universal" come from? Why do people the world over study and perform Shakespeare? Colonialism. That's where, and that's why. Shakespeare was a powerful tool of empire, transported to foreign climes along with the doctrine of European cultural superiority. Taught in schools and performed under the proscenium arches built where the British conquered, universal Shakespeare was both a beacon of the greatness of European civilisation and a gateway into that greatness – to know the bard was to be civilised. True story," – Emer O'Toole, The Guardian.

Hewitt Award Nominee

"I don't know whether Barack Obama was born in the United States of America. I don't know that. But I do know this, that in his heart, he's not an American. He's just not an American," – Congressman Mike Coffman (R-CO) at a recent fundraiser. Coffman immediately apologized when the recording of his words surfaced last night, but his apology repeats the big lie that Obama denies American exceptionalism.

Hewitt Award Nominee

"Americans find Kim [Jong Il] mythology endlessly funny for two reasons: first, it’s outlandish; second, it’s desperate. In the United States, allegiance to elected leaders isn’t obtained with fairytales, historical embellishment, and mandatory celebration. It’s earned with responsiveness to popular sentiment, sound leadership, and policy results. Gimmick-laden personality cults are for self-appointed paranoiacs who can’t deliver the goods. Which is probably what Americans are thinking about since Seth’s discovery yesterday that Barack Obama has inserted his name into White House presidential biographies starting with Calvin Coolidge’s…[it's] a wholly foreign understanding of what it means to be a good elected official," – Abe Greenwald, Commentary.