“As a Christian organization, Focus on the Family Action encourages pro-family policies. As such, we respect the desire of the Ugandan people to shield their nation from the promotion of homosexuality as morally equivalent to one-man, one-woman marriage. That said, the purpose of laws is to make societies safer, and there is legitimate concern that the legislation being debated in Uganda will incite violence against homosexuals. That is morally unacceptable, as is enacting the death penalty for homosexuals, which some versions of this bill are reported to require,” – Jim Daly, President of Focus on the Family
Category: Awards
The Dish Awards Results: Coolest Ad Of 2009
And here it is: The runner-up is after the jump:
Dish Award Results 2009: Yglesias Award Winner
Another run-away victory, this time for Bill O'Reilly's gaffe backing the public option in health insurance reform:
"I want, not for personally for me, but for working Americans, to have a option, that if they don’t like their health insurance, if it’s too expensive, they can’t afford it, if the government can cobble together a cheaper insurance policy that gives the same benefits, I see that as a plus for the folks."
Honorary mention goes to Katha Pollitt for this piece of common sense on Polanski.
Dish Award Results 2009: Malkin Award Winner
By a mile, it's Glenn Beck, with 42 percent of the near 8,000 votes in this category. His award-winning statement:
“We call them progressives now, but back in Samuel Adams’ day, they used to call them tyrants. A little later, I think they were also called slave owners."
Dish Awards Results: Best Mental Health Break Of 2009
Cartman lost! And this ravishing stop-motion creation won in the final stretch: Still, Cartman’s version of “Poker Face” – the best cover yet of that song, aided by Lady GaGa and Christopher Walken – was a very close second and deserves a second airing:
Moore Award Nominee
"There is a story in the Bible about a man who pretended to be Jesus' friend and then when the chips were down, decided to turn Jesus in for 30 shekels of silver. Barack Obama may be becoming that man. I am sure Judas didn't see it as a betrayal at the time, he didn't think he was becoming unfaithful, he felt it was his right to earn some money. And besides, Jesus would somehow muddle through, and everything would eventually all wash over, and things would get back to normal," – Robb E. Lovell, a computer scientist, dancer/choreographer, and installation artist. And he obviously has no clue what's in the Gospels.
The Dish Awards Results: Poseur Of The Year 2009
This coveted award goes to Jonah Goldberg, greatest intellectual of his generation, for the immortal words:
"I'm not a fan of Heidegger's."
Second place goes to Diane Sawyer for this profundity about Oprah Winfrey.
Dish Award Results 2009: Hewitt Award Winner
This one wasn't even close, with Rush Limbaugh gaining a whopping 50 percent of the votes for this:
"This is the objective. The objective is unemployment. The objective is more food stamp benefits. The objective is more unemployment benefits. The objective is an expanding welfare state. And the objective is to take the nation’s wealth and return to it to the nation’s quote, “rightful owners.” Think reparations. Think forced reparations here if you want to understand what actually is going on."
The race-baiting of this bigot took on new force this year. A distant second: Newsmax's John L. Perry for this.
Dish Award Results 2009: Moore Award Winner
Drum roll on the nutty left: it's MSNBC's Ed Shultz, for this beaut:
"[T]he Republicans lie! They want to see you dead! They'd rather make money off your dead corpse! They kind of like it when that woman has cancer and they don't have anything for her. That's how the insurance companies make money — by denying the coverage."
Runner-up: Gore Vidal.
The Dish Awards Results: Faces Of The Year
For the first time, we have a