THE HONORIFICS EXPLAINED

A reader helps clear up the weird titles in Times’ stories, i.e. when they use Mr. and when they use Dr.:

“The Times explained their policy late in the Clinton administration: They would use Mr. or Mrs. unless the person being referred to asked to be designated as “Dr.” Madeleine Albright went from being “Mrs. Albright” to “Dr. Albright.” My memory is that Albright or her people had enquired why Kissinger was always Dr. Kissinger and she was Mrs. Albright. Then came the explanation and the change.”

Does this mean that West and Gates asked the Times to give them special treatment? Are they really that insecure or just pompous? Only my mother calls me Dr., and I give her a pass. Neither of my parents went to college, and it’s only understandable that they’re proud their son did. So what’s Gates’ excuse?

THOSE PESKY LABELS

National Review’s Jay Nordlinger asks an interesting question. Why does the New York Times, which routinely (and mercifully) only identifies PhDs as Mr,’s and Mrs.’s, always refer to Skip Gates and Cornel West as Dr. Gates and Dr. West? Larry Summers, despite his being a PhD and president of the actual university, merely gets called “Mr.” I wonder if there’s some ordinary explanation here in the copy department (that department has some wonderfully arcane ideas, as anyone who has ever written for the Times will attest.) Or is it a new rule that minorities get different honorifics than non-minorities? If it were a general principle, it wouldn’t be that far off affirmative action, anyway, would it? Part of the principle of racial preferences, after all, is to pretend that students with lower scores actually have the same scores as others, or even higher. So why not extend that to honorifics? They’re far less meaningful than grades. Maybe in future a non-minority with a PhD will be addressed as if he just got a masters; and a minority with a masters will get an automatic upgrade to PhD. Not so much grade inflation, as title inflation. And only for some races, not others. What’s not to like, Dr. West?

THAT GAY CHANNEL: Here’s a funny piece about it. I’m in it. Cracked me up. But it’s still depressing that there might be such a thing. Yes, I know everyone else has a niche market. But this is one instant when I worry that the free market might actually be a bad thing for gays. The great achievement of the last few years has been the mainstreaming of openly gay writers, thinkers, actors, sportsmen and women, teachers, priests, et al into the regular culture. It’s also been wonderful to see just normal gay people in mainstream soaps, sitcoms, movies, magazines and so on. Isn’t a retreat into a specially designated niche channel something of a step backward? I know it’s a great ad market, but do we really have to balkanize even further?

SONTAG AWARD NOMINEE: “Back home in Loonsville, our misfits have two choices. Play baseball, date cheerleaders and dance in formation at parties or declare yourself a Nietzschean xdcbermensch, get fucked up on heroin, refuse to accept the constraints of monogamy and write songs about killing your wife. In the former camp, we find 99% of all Americans. In the latter, the chainsaw-wielding minority whose reaction to being disappeared was to amplify their agony to a level where even their fellow Americans can’t pretend that it doesn’t exist. There isn’t a middle ground.” – anti-American bigot Charlotte Raven, explaining why British culture is so superior to America. Are you in that lonely one percent as well?

MILLER ON CLINTON: Here’s part of Democratic Senator Zell Miller’s remarks to the Georgia Chamber of Commerce Monday night. The message is getting through:

“I had watched in great disappointment when we did nothing after the terrorists first attacked the World Trade Center in 1993, killing six and injuring more than 1,000 Americans. Then again, when 16 U.S. servicemen were killed in the bombing of the Khobar Towers in 1996 and we still did nothing. I watched when U.S. embassies in Tanzania and Nairobi were attacked in 1998, killing 263 persons, and the only response we made was firing a few missiles on an empty terrorist camp. It was a wimpy response so totally inadequate I was ashamed.”

GOLDHAGEN UPDATE: I know I promised a report on Daniel Jonah Goldhagen’s essay in the New Republic on the Catholic Church’s record during the Holocaust. Goldhagen’s piece is not on the web, following his publisher’s wishes. But the piece is extraordinary in its claims, and my baffled response to it will appear soon.

NO CLEMENT ATTLEE: That Bob Kuttner sure has a gift for compliments. “This is not World War II, and Tom Daschle is no Clement Attlee,” worries Crazy Bob in the American Prospect. I think I know what Kuttner is saying. But he must realize that the most famous description of this meek, talent-free prime minister was Churchill’s axiom that “Mr. Attlee is a very modest man with a great deal to be modest about.” And Daschle doesn’t even make that grade?

WORTHY OF FLORA LEWIS: I remember reading for many years that grand old writer’s bland and high-minded missives about “Europe.” Jim Hoagland pulls a classic Flora this morning. The assumption of Hoagland’s piece is that further European political integration is obviously a good thing, and anything that imperils it is obviously bad. Why? He never tells us. He just utters Flora-like bromides that “the political genius of Europe in the second half of the 20th century was to spin new webs of economic and political union out of adversity and challenge.” Blather. Notice in this piece that a democratically elected prime minister, Silvio Berlusconi, is obviously suspect, because he finds the Euro creepy, unnecessary and undemocratic. Notice also that a retired, failed French president, Giscard D’Estaing, is obviously a statesman because he wants to foist political unification on European countries who have no need for it. D’Estaing has been appointed (because no EU big-shot is ever elected) to oversea the next phase of Anschluss. Hoagland gets almost excited at the very thought: “Giscard has the talent and ambition to use the convention as a platform to show Europe what it is missing by its not having a president.” Huh? A retired, unelected bureaucratic busybody with no popular mandate can show Europeans what they’re missing without a president? Is Hoagland serious?

AND ON THE RIGHT, MICKEY KAUS!

That MSN server is really out there. Here’s how they present neoliberal, Gore-voting Mickey Kaus, blogging founding father: “Conservative news site provides satire and editorials on current issues. Also provides a directory of similar right-wing resources.” He should sue.

VON HOFFMANN AWARD NOMINEE (VERY BELATED): “This crude strategy of swaggering power [i.e. the US’s attack] does not work. It does not lead to the accomplishment of minimal American purposes. This inconvenient fact is becoming embarrassingly evident as the war in Afghanistan winds down. ” – James Carroll, Boston Globe. You’ve got to admire these people. Even when there’s victory, it’s defeat.

POWELL GETS IT

“Mr. Powell said the Palestinian-Iranian arms smuggling is a ‘deeply disturbing problem. By the way, just as a former soldier, let me compliment the Israelis on a neat piece of work,’ said Mr. Powell, a former chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. ‘It is deeply troubling to see the kinds of weapons that were being introduced into this volatile area,” Mr. Powell said in the Jan. 8 interview. “And I think there is a heavy burden on Chairman Arafat and the Palestinian Authority to explain what they know about this and get to the bottom of this, because this is an escalation.'”- from Bill Gertz in today’s Washington Times.

MEDIA BIAS WATCH: “Last week, Berry appealed to the president to drop attempts to appoint Peter Kirsanow, a conservative lawyer from Cleveland, to replace Victoria Wilson, an ally of Berry.” – Washington Post, January 11. So it’s relevant to describe Kirsanow as a conservative but it’s not relevant to describe Berry as a leftist or Wilson as a liberal?

THE MYTH OF THE ANTI-WAR LEFT

Remember how such a left doesn’t exist, has never existed, and is only part of the fetid imaginations of people like me? Ralph Nader was on O’Reilly tonight and he sure seemed like an anti-war left-winger to me – even now. Here’s a section of his response as to what he’d have done after September 11:

“Now onto your question, what I would have done after September 11 is invoked the doctrine of hot pursuit under international law, to go after and apprehend the backers of the attackers. Number two, I would have focused on the domestic front by going after the wartime profiteers, going after the autocratic ideologues, who think that this is a time to restrict our freedom of speech and dissent. And going after the corporate greed hounds, who are swarming over Capitol Hill for bailouts, subsidies, giveaways, tax loopholes and limited liability.”

Notice that Nader’s real energy is in Number 2. Notice also that the “autocratic ideologues” he wants to target are not al Qaeda or the Taliban, crushing basic human rights, torturing people for their religion, suppressing women, impoverishing their country. No, the real “autocratic ideologues” are Americans! Nader wouldn’t bomb, wouldn’t invade, and would probably do nothing. He even reiterates Noam Chomsky’s debunked claim that the war has created more misery, and starvation than was happening beforehand:

” Yes, but you see, there’s tremendous suffering going on. And I know it’s not like the suffering of our people, because we’re always more sensitive to our people. But far more civilians are dying, refugees, disease, death, you know, freezing to death, starvation, kids. I mean, these are real human beings.”

Nader’s view of Bush? He’s too dumb to be a good president:

“See, what we weren’t smart enough in doing is pitting the Taliban survival against the al Qaeda. You see? That’s what we weren’t smart enough to do, because we had a West Texas sheriff in the White House saying we’re going to get them. We’re going to smoke them out.”

No, there’s no anti-war left in this country. Just a figment of the right-wing press.

THE REAL VICTORY

Over a thousand Islamo-fascist militants have now been put in jail by President Musharraf of Pakistan. Over the weekend, he gave a public speech condemning this perversion of Islam, and charting a new path for his country away from the fundamentalist extremism of his neighbors and the past. Is this a response to India’s ultimatum? Yes. But its real origin comes from the will of the United States to fight back against Islamist terror. In a matter of months, we have rid one major country, Afghanistan, of its Islamo-fascist tyrants and profoundly shifted another, Pakistan. Indeed, Musharraf’s new direction is unthinkable without the Bush administration’s determination not to appease terror, negotiate with it, blink in the face of it, but to go out there and take it on. You can fund all the p.r. campaigns you want to keep these populations from hating the West, or engaging in Islamist fantasies. But force counts, and the tentative removal of Pakistan from the roster of terrorist-sponsoring states is a major victory, as big as the fall of Kabul. Now, for Iran and Iraq. And the same lesson applies: force + conviction = success.

SLATE LURCHES TO THE RIGHT: Amazing what a little joshing can do. Only days after I lambasted Tim Noah for running a blatantly pro-liberal feature called ‘Whopper of the Week,” he shows his unbiased credentials by going after Robert Rubin, former Clinton Treasury secretary. As Mickey Kaus would say, andrewsullivan.com gets results! Actually, Noah raises some obvious points about the dubious ethics of Rubin’s apparent phone call to help Enron. Tim even wonders why the New York Times, the Washington Post and the Wall Street Journal haven’t covered the Rubin angle more aggressively. Hmm. Tough one, that. Do you want to send Tim a copy of Bernie Goldberg’s book, or shall I?

THE ZEITGEIST SHIFTS: The Philadelphia Inquirer re-examines the Clinton legacy in the wake of September 11. What was once an outrageous allegation is slowly becoming conventional wisdom. Even Fareed Zakaria, who alternates between sharp analysis and worrying R.W. Appleitis, gets on message. In today’s Washington Post, he writes, “During the Clinton administration the CIA actually presented the National Security Council with a list of threats and asked that they be ranked according to priority. That would determine the time, money and effort that the agency would put in. A Clinton administration official recalls, ‘China, Iran, Iraq — these were all No. 1. Terrorism was a 3.’ Despite several warnings and some effort, terrorism never quite made it to the top of the president’s agenda.” Fareed ladles the blame around liberally, as he should. But ultimately he fingers the White House – under Clinton.

THOSE PESKY LABELS I:

“Our guests are two men with very firm, very different ideas about that. Here in Washington, former presidential candidate and conservative commentator Pat Buchanan. His new book gives something of a hint of where he stands. It’s titled ‘The Death of the West: How Mass Immigration, Depopulation and a Dying Faith are Killing our Culture and Our Country.’ And in Miami, we are joined by Jorge Ramos, Emmy-award-winning anchor for Univision, author and columnist. His latest book is “The Other Face of America: Chronicles of the Immigrants Shaping Our Future.”

– Jonathan Karl, CNN.

THOSE PESKY LABELS II:
A reader sends in how the MSN internet network presents the results for website searches:

“Frontpage magazine- ‘read news and commentary from this extreme right wing magazine.’
American Spectator online – ‘selected online features from muckraching American conservative magazine.’
Mother Jones.com – ‘online version of the popular MJ magazine. Provides full text articles from its current issue…. ‘
American Prospect – Bi monthly progressive magazine features news, editorials and interviews with esteemed political writers.”

Ah, that term ‘progressive.’ I’d almost forgotten about that one.

NOT ON MY BEACH: Liberal Malibu residents – Streisand, Geffen, Spielberg – do what they can to keep the public from access to their beaches. Check out this editorial from the Las Vegas Sun. I love those Hollywood liberals – keeping the gays in the closet and the hoi polloi off the beach.

THOSE CRAZY PROFS: Here’s a couple of telling quotes from Stanford professors, worrying about ROTC’s possible return to campus:

“ROTC represents a group of pseudo-faculty preparing students for war and training them to kill, and that is fundamentally unacceptable at a university,” says [Barton] Bernstein, [professor of history]. “I understand that there are times when society wants militaristic approaches to problems, but I don’t think it’s the place of first-rate universities to feed those desires,” says Cecilia Ridgeway, a professor of sociology and a Faculty Senate member. “Universities are about solving problems through discussion, not military approaches.””

Let’s just have a chat with al Qaeda next time, shall we? This is surely pay dirt for David Horowitz’s devastating poll, showing how slanted to the left most professors are. For once, David may be understating his case.

ENRON I

Old CW: Bush’s Whitewater. New CW: the Dems’ Ken Starr. My CW: we don’t know enough yet to know. But right now, I agree with David Brooks that this looks like an Agatha Christie mystery without a body. The most damning quote from the Post piece is the following: “Some Democratic lawmakers believe they can attack the White House coming and going: If anything was done to help a political intimate, Bush can be filleted for breaking his promise to restore honor and integrity to the White House. If nothing was done in response to the calls, some Democrats plan to argue the administration should have done something to protect shareholders and employees.” So what on earth was the Bush administration supposed to do? Look, my internal jury is out on whether there is a political – rather than a business – scandal here. But if it looks as if the Democrats are trying to get Bush whatever he did, then my bet is that it will backfire. And badly.

ENRON II: For a brief synopsis of what the “scandal” involves, take a look at both Safire and Herbert in the Times today. Herbert tries to do the usual number on Bush but even he has to concede that the Congressional Democrats are knee-deep in Enron contacts as well, not to speak of Robert Rubin. Safire, who has some cred in attacking Bush for various alleged improprieties, admits he sees no political scandal here. He’s right, it seems to me, to focus on Arthur Andersen instead.

AND HE SCREWED UP IRAQ AS WELL: On the plane back from Chicago, I read a pretty devastating piece from one Robert Baer in the new Vanity Fair. Baer is a former CIA man in Iraq, who watched as the Clinton administration, in the person of Tony Lake, pulled the rug from under what might have been a successful coup against Saddam in 1995. Baer has a book on the subject coming out, called, appropriately enough, “See No Evil.” If it’s as good as the extract, it will be well worth reading for students of the Clinton foreign policy legacy.

BY THE WAY: I was lucky enough this weekend to see “In The Bedroom,” the new movie with Sissy Spacek and Tom Wilkinson. It’s a reminder of when Hollywood used to make real, complex movies for grown-ups. Gut-wrenching, subtly acted, and hauntingly directed.

TRANSSEXUALS AND MARRIAGE: This story from Kansas is fascinating in its own right, but it also points to something really important. The basic story is a familiar one: old guy with money marries younger woman. Old guy dies. Heir accuses the new wife of gold-digging and wants her share of the loot. The twist is that the wife was born a man, and had a sex change operation. The son claims this invalidates the marriage. I support the woman, natch, but primarily because the marriage was legal when entered into, consensual, and valid. Changing the rules retroactively seems unfair. But in some ways, it would be more interesting if the courts struck down the marriage as invalid. Why? In the words of the New York Times, “Since marriage is seen as a fundamental right, several legal experts said that if transsexuals like Mrs. Gardiner were barred from marrying men, they would probably be allowed to marry women.” This line of argument suggests indeed that denying a human being any right to marry violates one of the core rights guaranteed by the Constitution. Maybe this case will help straight people realize that this is the position in which all gay people now live. Yes, I could marry a woman, but it would not be emotionally, spiritually, sexually meaningful for either of us. It would not be a marriage in any valid sense of the word. But I’m also barred from marrying a man, since this too, in the eyes of the law as it stands, does not constitute a marriage. The plight of this unusual transsexual is therefore the plight of all gay people today – denied one of the most fundamental rights guaranteed under the Constitution, a right absolutely inextricable from any meaningful “pursuit of happiness.” Perhaps it takes a case like this to get that point across.

THE CRIMSON BASHES WEST: There’s hope yet for Harvard. Here’s a brave young senior pointing out the lack of imperial clothing. I have great respect for Generations Y and Z. They seem less susceptible to cant than their boomer parents.

MEDIA BIAS WATCH I: I offer as evidence this little piece by Katharine Seelye in the New York Times Sunday. This is not an op-ed. But it assumes several things: a) that the conventional left-liberal approach to environmental policy is correct; b) that there is no reason for the Bush administration to pursue a marginally different environmental agenda than Clinton, except to cater to business interests; and c) that, if the administration does do some pro-environmental things, it cannot possibly do them except out of naked political calculus, rather than the merits of the case. Again, the article does not argue these things. It assumes them. It makes little mention of the many pro-environmental measures enacted by the administration, like tighter lead-fuel emissions standards, gives no context (i.e. the Clinton administration standards) in order to judge the new administration, and every single quote is from someone hostile to Bush. The picture used is of Bush with a chainsaw. No mention of his environmentally-friendly ranch, of course. If you think I’m exaggerating, check the piece out yourself. With few changes, it could have been written by a staff-member at the DNC. Seelye at one point condescends to the Bushies, saying, they “seemed finally to comprehend the depth of their problem when the public erupted over their pronouncements on arsenic.” I wonder how long it will take Katharine Seelye to comprehend the depth of her problem as well.

MEDIA BIAS WATCH II: “Meanwhile, conservative editorialists mocked what the writer Stuart Taylor, in Slate magazine, called a ‘feast of victimology.'” – Kate Zernike, New York Times, Sunday. Notice that the editorialists are ‘conservative’ but Stu Taylor is just a writer. In fact, Taylor is broadly speaking a liberal writer, which adds considerable heft to his judgment. So why was his credential omitted and the editorialists’ included? Readers are invited to send in examples of precisely this trope, in which conservatives are identified and liberals described as just ‘writers’, ‘experts,’ or ‘professors.’ (To be fair to Zernike, the piece itself seemed to me, apart from this lapse, admirably even-handed.)

EXPLAINING MBEKI: I found my boss’s column on Thabo Mbeki’s politics very, very helpful in understanding why he seems intent on letting his own countrymen die of a treatable disease. It doesn’t exculpate Mbeki’s criminal negligence, but it does help explain it.

GOOD FOR KELLER: “I wish I could summon up tributes to these men, if only for the contrarian
pleasure of defying the liberal tradition of these pages. But alas, it has to be said that each of them has impoverished our precious political culture.” – Bill Keller, New York Times, admitting that the Times’ op-ed page is skewed left. Now that wasn’t too hard, was it? Now just enjoy being an out-of-the-closet liberal newspaper.

THE OTHER KANDAHAR: Pederasty returns now the mullahs have been ejected. I should add I find this abuse of teenagers morally repugnant – not because they’re male, but because they’re boys.

I LOVE McFLURRYS MYSELF: But, sadly, I’m not alone.

MONEY TO BURN

Tina Brown’s Talk magazine has around the same number of subscribers per month that we have as visits. When you calculate our expenses and my free labor, we’re still well in the red but only in the thousands. We should make a profit this year, and I’m going to get my first little pay check next month. In just over two years, Brown has lost $55 million dollars. And people think that Internet media is an old story? It’s only just beginning.