COME BACK, TOM WOLFE. WE NEED YOU

“To think that I was in a play with an alleged former SLA member takes some getting used to. Even after 26 years, the Symbionese Liberation Army still strikes a certain amount of terror in people’s hearts. They were terrorist revolutionaries who were responsible for murder, kidnapping and armed bank robbery. Six of their members were massacred in a showdown with Los Angeles police on live television in 1974. To think that I am one degree of separation from that extremist organization is, well, kind of sexy.” – Vicki Cain, asking all of us to let by-gones be by-gones after the arrest of former SLA terrorist, Sara Jane Olson, alleged would-be cop-killer and bomber.

DERBYSHIRE AWARD NOMINEE: “The Utah State Republican Party has announced that it is planning to ban guns at the upcoming State Convention, which will be held on Saturday, Aug. 25 at the South Towne Exposition Center in Sandy. The stated reason for this is that Vice President Dick Cheney will be speaking at the convention, which puts the Secret Service in charge of security. As of this writing, according to party Executive Director Scott Parker, there are no plans to provide safe storage. However, in response to complaints from gun owners, he does plan to talk to the Secret Service about doing so. But as of now, people will be expected to leave their firearms home, or to leave them in their cars. And the party isn’t even planning on notifying delegates of this in advance! …Utah Gun Owners Alliance’s position is that this is completely unacceptable!” – press release from the Utah Gun Owner’s Alliance, first noted by OpinionJournal.com. OK, we’l let a few Uzis in. But no shooting! The guy has a heart condition.

THE TORIES FOCUS

Into the home-stretch in the Tory party leadership election. It seems pretty clear to me who should get it. Ken Clarke is an affable fellow but clearly about thirty years behind his party. He’s actually more enthusiastic about joining the euro and merging Britain into a larger E.U. entity than Tony Blair is. His policy proposals – which largely consist of setting up ‘commissions’ to explore new ideas – are strikingly empty of any intellectual credibility. This is either because the guy hasn’t thought very much about policy (except for his zeal for European integration) or because his actual thoughts are so statist that the party would balk at them. They’d balk anyway on his European stance. Imagine if a Republican leader took as his signature issue an increase in taxes across the board. That’s how diametrically alien to his own party Ken Clarke is – on the central question of Europe. William Hague politely came out this week in opposition. Margaret Thatcher, with her usual talent for understatement, said a Clarke victory would be a disaster. She’s right, of course. That leaves the little known Iain Duncan Smith – a man who has at least the appearance of a policy back-bone and an awareness of the party he leads. I can’t say I’m enthusiastic. Just by the clipped, tony sound of his voice, he seems a throwback to an England long since left behind. But what choice do the Tories have? It truly is a pitiful situation.

MUST-READ: A scintillating “Breakfast Table‘ on Slate. In its second riveting day.

LETTERS: How cool are Jay and Silent Bob?; the Ancient Greeks and gay marriage.

A NEW CONDIT LOW: Quite what has gotten into Deroy Murdock I don’t know. Not so long ago, he simply declared Condit guilty of murder because it was “obvious.” Now, he’s urging a campaign to force the guy to resign. His latest ugly piece has assertions like: “Ironically, merced is Spanish for “mercy,” a concept apparently utterly alien to Condit.” Huh? He asserts, without any proof, that Condit has destroyed “evidence.” Evidence of what? Then there’s: “Gary Condit is performing the impossible: making Bill Clinton look like a model of virtue and probity.” Again: huh? Murdock perorates by urging Americans to “drag this degenerate from power.” A conservative for the vigilante lynch-mob. And Murdock thinks Condit is degenerate?

STREISAND AWARD NOMINEE

“I seem to have lost my virginity again, to be known in a new way. It’s a little too exciting and sophisticated, a little too heady. I am as fragile and innocent as a ravished child. I am not ready for an affair. I should wait until I grow up, but at 43, I realize that might never happen.” – Carol Skolnick, Salon. Readers are hereby invited to send in examples of the most embarrassing, poorly written soft-porn pap from Salon they can find.

ISN’T IT RICH?

Great piece by Isikoff in the new Newsweek on the Clinton-Barak phone-calls about the Rich pardon. Remember all those apparatchiks who popped up on talk shows to defend Clinton’s pardon of Rich by saying the president was obviously over-worked, exhausted, trying to do a friend a favor, didn’t appreciate the consequences, and so on? The phone transcripts show what any sensible person would have assumed anyway. Clinton knew full well what he was doing. He knew how unprecedented the pardon was. And he knew the pay-off for him and his allies could be huge. So he rolled the dice one last time, and figured he’d just tough out the chorus of criticism. I wonder cont mpt Clinton must feel for those poor souls still going out there to defend his honor. Does he sit back and laugh his head off as Paul Begala goes on television one more time to defend the indefensible? I stand by my assessment of the pardons at the time. They were the final sign that we had a seriously dangerous man in the White House for eight years. By the end of his term, he was convinced he could get away with anything. And you know what? He was right. Thank God for the 22d Amendment.

DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME: A British doctor neuters himself. Was the National Health Service waiting list that long?

BEGALA AWARD NOMINEE: “The House vote against all human cloning, in its abruptness and its finality and in the magnitude of its penalties for those who dare oppose it, made me think of the Taliban and their draconian edicts: very little sorting out of details, few distinctions, meaningful debate drowned out by fundamentalist rhetoric and then an a priori proclamation of what society needs, followed by the order — destroy the Buddhas.” – Abraham Verghese, New York Times Magazine. And they stone the researchers as well?

ALONE AGAIN, NATURALLY: Have you noticed the torrent of news stories and hysterical op-eds in the New York Times against Bush’s stem-cell decision? Every cockamamie theory has been advanced to discredit what was a tough but defensible choice. Bush was purely cynical, Frank Rich argued; by being a centrist, Alan Wolfe tried to argue, Bush merely helps the extremes; and so on. But the most telling has been the notion that America is uniquely squeamish about this subject (subtext: we’re the only country with religious nuts calling the shots). A front-page piece detailed the scale of the research in Britain as proof of how far behind the U.S. is getting. But as David Murray spells out on the Letters page today, it turns out that Britain is the only major scientific power pioneering state-funded human cloning and stem-cell research. You think Germany is going full-speed ahead? (I’d love to read the Times editorial the day the German government decides to set up factories for human embryo experimentation. Of course, they already have some of the overhead built.) France, Italy, Australia, Canada: none of these countries have sanctioned open-ended government-funded human embryo experimentation. There is considerable debate in Britain about the way in which the Blair government has essentially contracted out its ethical responsibilities to panels of “experts” who act like God (because the general public cannot be entrusted with complicated decisions like these). So spare us from yet another jeremiad. Besides, on moral issues like these, it surely matters not a jot if someone else is doing it. Either it’s right or it’s wrong. In this case, in my view, largely wrong.

ANOTHER BURIED LEDE: All in all, I thought Erica Goode did a fine job of writing up some of the challenges for those of us with HIV or surrounded by people with HIV in the Times yesterday. There were a few strained attempts at political correctness but the issues she raised are all important. Anyway, here’s my mini-beef. She mercifully avoids repeating all the AIDS-is-exploding stuff from the usual sources. But here’s a survey she leaves woefully unexamined: “[O]ne survey by the Stop AIDS Project, a nonprofit organization in San Francisco, found that the number of men who reported using a condom “every time” during anal sex dropped to 49.7 percent in 2000 from 69.6 percent in 1994. In that same time, the survey found, the number of men having such unprotected sex with more than one partner increased to 48.8 percent from 23.4 percent. One-third of those men said that they either did not know their partners’ H.I.V. status or that they knew it was different from their own (my italics).” The corollary of this statistic is surely that two-thirds did know the status of their partner and had condom-free sex anyway. Isn’t this important? What the survey is picking up on is that more and more men with HIV are having old-fashioned sex with other people who are HIV-positive. Goode assumes this is as risky from the point of view of the epidemic as other “unprotected sex.” But of course it isn’t. Perhaps this practice will help spawn a new strain of the virus. Perhaps it won’t. But it certainly won’t spread the virus any further. I think this may help explain the apparent discrepancy between existing surveys showing an increase in “unsafe sex” and yet relatively stable, even declining, rates of HIV infection. The “unsafe sex” is between people with HIV, whose numbers grow daily. So why isn’t that the real story here? Is it because it’s still not ok to defend old-fashioned sex among those with HIV? If so, why?

AND ANOTHER THING: Another assumption of Goode’s piece is that gay men who break down and do have sex that puts them at risk of contracting HIV are clearly delusional or in need of help or acting out impulses, and so on. All that may be true, although they could just be horny and drunk as well. But isn’t it also true that people are less scared of HIV today because it’s, er, less scary? This is not some psychological trick. It’s a highly rational response. If the risks associated with a highly enjoyable behavior decline, wouldn’t you expect rational people to do more of it? Let’s say new brands of cigarettes dramatically reduced the likelihood of lung cancer. Let’s say that the media was full of stories proclaiming that death-rates from lung-cancer had plummeted by over 70 percent. Wouldn’t you expect cigarette smoking to increase? Of course you would. One of the assumptions behind the notion that it’s somehow a function of dysfunction or delusion or stupidity that lies behind a possible uptick in HIV transmission is that gay men are dysfunctional in the first place. We define them pathologically and then look for signs of their pathology. But what if they’re perfectly sane people taking sane risks with their own bodies and lives? How revealing that this scenario doesn’t seem to have occurred to anybody yet. In print, at least.

LETTERS: In defense of Gore Vidal and Harold Pinter, an ex-feminist lament; etc.

VIDAL UPS THE ANTE

Gore Vidal, having lionized Timothy McVeigh in Vanity Fair, larding up his copy with his usual anti-Catholic bigotry, has now gone one step further. Speaking at the Edinburgh Festival, he has now asserted that McVeigh was actually innocent, that five others were involved in the Oklahoma bombing and that – of course – the FBI was involved. The point of the FBI’s bombing of American citizens was, apparently, to force Bill Clinton to sign an anti-terrorism act, which would strengthen the military-industrial complex in the United States. “Within a week of the bombing, Clinton signed it for ‘the protection of the state and of persons’, using the exact language that Adolf Hitler used after the Reichstag fire of 1933,” Vidal claims. It should be quite clear by now that Vidal operates in that netherworld of paranoia that is increasingly hard to distinguish from pure loopiness. Except that loopiness doesn’t begin to describe the malice that propels this literary lily turned rank.

BREAKFAST TABLE NEXT WEEK: All next week, I’ll be blathering on with Jonathan Lear on Slate’s Breakfast Table. Check it out on Monday.

SAME-SEX MARRIAGE AND WELFARE REFORM

These two ideas, around for a while, gained steam in the 1990s. I’m proud that The New Republic, while I was editor (and after), helped pioneer them. They’re both now staples of debate – but they reveal, I think, a problem with the way our politics is still framed. Welfare reform is generally touted as an idea from the “right,” while same-sex marriage is generally viewed (by most conservatives at least) as an idea from the “left.” In fact, both ideas transcend these categories. They are, as Jim Pinkerton used to say, New Paradigm ideas. Welfare reform is not really conservative. It still uses the state as a powerful instrument in both protecting the vulnerable and bringing them, with a big stick and a little carrot, into the mainstream. At the same time, it isn’t really liberal in as much as it is attempting to undo the bad social engineering of 1960s and 1970s liberalism. Ditto same-sex marriage. Like welfare reform, this is an attempt to bring a marginalized group into the mainstream of society (liberal), and provide some incentives for social responsibility (conservative). In fact, I think both ideas are extremely similar in their blend of government power, individual responsibility and post-ideological thinking. The only reason why the same political coalition doesn’t endorse both is that the blinders of ideology are still affixed – however amateurishly – to our political eyes.

NEW LETTERS: From an Irishman, a Bible-Belter, and a Jew. Multiculturalism redux.

THE IRA SCHTICK FAILS IN WASHINGTON

Terrific editorial from the Washington Post today on the Good Friday Peace agreement. It largely echoes my TRB of last week and also notices that Gerry Adams, the chief negotiator for Sinn Fein, is setting off for a trip to Cuba to meet with Fidel Castro. Will Graydon Carter tag along?

THE LATEST CELEBRITY TESTIFIES: An Onion must-read on a hairy, over-weight, inarticulate visitor to Congress. And, no I don’t mean Alec Baldwin.

THE GALL OF IT

A new poll shows that seven out of ten Europeans think that president Bush makes international decisions solely on the basis of U.S. interests. And we’re supposed to be upset about this? If I were Karl Rove, I’d be sending this poll out to every media outlet I could find.

YOU GO, DORIS: Feminist icon and novelist Doris Lessing has had it with contemporary feminism. She rightly believes it has degenerated, like the putrid remains of the civil rights movement, into cheer-leading, parochialism and bigotry. Its main focus? Hatred of men: “I find myself increasingly shocked at the unthinking and automatic rubbishing of men which is now so part of our culture that it is hardly even noticed,” Lessing vented at the Edinburgh Festival. “We have many wonderful, clever, powerful women everywhere, but what is happening to men? Why did this have to be at the cost of men?? I was in a class of nine- and 10-year-olds, girls and boys, and this young woman was telling these kids that the reason for wars was the innately violent nature of men. You could see the little girls, fat with complacency and conceit while the little boys sat there crumpled, apologizing for their existence, thinking this was going to be the pattern of their lives.” Amen, Doris. Good to see that Christina Hoff Sommers and Camille Paglia have some reinforcements. She says of modern feminism: “It has become a kind of religion that you can’t criticize because then you become a traitor to the great cause, which I am not.” The same could be said for many of the current movements to support minorities.

IRELAND AGAIN: I’m still amazed at how many readers still hold the view that the problem in Ireland is “British” occupation and that everything would be ok if they just left or conceded everything to the I.R.A. The main problem with this analysis, which still hovers behind some American coverage of the Irish conflict, is that it ignores the Republic. The last thing Dublin wants is a united Ireland in which the Republic is expected to deal with what would be a ferocious and well-armed Unionist insurgency in the North. Both London and Dublin want some kind of power-sharing in Ulster and both, unlike some opinion leaders in America, have few illusions about the IRA. Check out this editorial from the Dublin Irish Times on August 1, putting the onus for the failure of peace on the IRA. And check out a devastating report in the same paper of how the Good Friday Agreement led to no reduction in violence from either side, particularly the IRA. The “cease-fire” proclaimed for p.r. purposes was merely a cease-fire against obvious sectarian attacks. It certainly didn’t stop the ninety killings from both sides that followed the “peace” agreement.

UNCONSCIOUS MEDIA BIAS: Nice sentence in the New York Times today about the 1996 Immigration Act, one of the most disgraceful pieces of legislation in recent years: “”Before passage of a Republican-backed law five years ago, only an immigration judge could order the deportation of someone who arrived without valid travel documents. Now an immigration officer can exercise that power, called expedited removal, on the spot, a move intended to cut down on fraud.” Of course, this is accurate. But it is also accurate to point out that president Clinton signed the law and that it passed the Senate 97 – 3 and the House by 333 votes to 87. That looks pretty bipartisan to me. So why the completely arbitrary nailing of Republicans?