The Oldest Story

An American soldier does what soldiers have done for centuries – go looking for sex. Trouble is: this is Afghanistan and the dangers are immense. But our hero (who wouldn’t pass the Imus test) is undeterred:

There were about 8-10 girls, and maybe 3-4 at best were worth looking at. I chatted one up for a bit, then quickly changed course, in favor of a bigger breasted, more tender seated, slightly older woman. This action illustrates a strongly held principle of mine when it comes to whore mongering. I will always go for a girl with a fit body and a less exciting face as opposed to the reciprocal of that equation. A pretty face on a whore is a lot like a GPS tracking system in a Humvee. They’re nice to have, but not mission essential.

Of course, I cannot verify this story which appears anonymously in a Moscow internet paper.

Face of the Day

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Iraqis try to comfort a weeping man at the site of a suicide car bomb in the holy city of Karbala, central Iraq, 28 April 2007. A suicide car bomb attack near a revered Shiite shrine in the central Iraqi city of Karbala killed at least 55 people and wounded nearly 160 today, a health ministry official said. By Mohammed Sawaf/AFP/Getty.

The Abstinence Czar

Bush’s main point-man for promoting abstinence as a first-line defense against HIV transmission was Randall Tobias:

As the Bush administration’s so-called "AIDS czar," Tobias was criticized by some for emphasizing faithfulness and abstinence over condom use to prevent the spread of AIDS. In a 2004 interview, Tobias explained his approach as "A and B and C … Abstinence works. ‘Be faithful’ works. Condoms work. They all have a role. But it’s not a multiple choice, where there is only one answer."

As a top official overseeing global AIDS funding to other countries, Tobias was responsible for enforcing a U.S. policy, enacted during the Bush administration, that requires recipients to swear they oppose prostitution and sex trafficking. USAID adopted a similar policy in 2004.

You can almost predict the rest.