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Chris Caldwell can’t take his eyes off the new Sports Illustrated.

EMAILS OF THE DAY: One reader gets fed up with the Afghan government:

Am I the only one who’s getting a little sick of these ungrateful assholes “We want you to leave NOW. But first, settle this conflict between these two ‘warlords’.” “Don’t try to tell US whether we can grow opium, but you need to give us billions of dollars of aid to ‘rebuild’ an infrastructure that never existed.” “Just because we actually live in this country doesn’t mean that we’re responsible for the actions of our government. America is responsible because they didn’t stick around long enough after we repelled the Soviets. With American arms. But we don’t want you interfering in our affairs.” Maybe someone should point out to them that their government attacked us, and it was only our charitable natures that made us distinguish between the Taliban and the “innocent citizens of Afghanistan”. How many other military campaigns have been prosecuted in such a way. These people seem to think they’re doing us some sort of stinking favor. I think it would be a good idea for Sec. Powell to advise their president otherwise, and to let him know that we’ll leave when we’re damned good and ready.

And then there’s this brief take:

Didn’t you know that 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot?

Keep ’em coming.

(GAY) MEN’S FITNESS:Compared to Men’s Fitness, Details is Penthouse. Here’s a magazine devoted to endless pictures of the male physique and dedicated to men who work out obsessively. But as with many other all-male institutions with more than their fair share of gays (the boy scouts, the priesthood, the military, etc.), there seems to be a need to over-emphasize heterosexuality in response. A reader notes the introductory paragraphs to the first four articles in the current (March) issue. “A Stronger Neck in 10 Minutes” says it’s likely that the reader’s neck muscles get worked “only when the Heidi Klum look-alike saunters by at the gym.” “Recharge Yourself,” about the benefits of spa time, begins with the author stating “…I can watch the brunette sink slowly into the hot water, her face crinkling with pleasure as the water slips over the tops of her breasts.” “Five Fast Stress Busters” opens with “It would be nice if you could spend all afternoon in the park … contemplating the deeper meanings of the Victoria’s Secret catalog.” The writer of “Aqua Fat Loss” describes his workout boredom by saying “Like a husband who knows the contours of his wife’s body all too well, I had practically memorized every crack in my local sidewalks.” Doesn’t this strike you as a little much? Isn’t there a way in which you can write for gay and straight male readers without this overly-defensive, macho-hetero swaggering? Or are the editors perfectly aware that a large plurality of their readers are gay and are terrified that their straight readers will panic at the thought?

WHAT’S UP

The Democrats start attacking the war on terror; Judge ‘outs’ Cheney’s task-force; New York Times, Colin Powell praise Arafat, back Saudi plan on Middle East; Opus Dei founder to be named a saint.

BLAIR BACKS BUSH: It may splinter his own party but Tony Blair seems full-square behind the Bush administration’s concern about Iraq, Iran, North Korea and any other state attempting to acquire or disseminate weapons of mass destruction. “I certainly agree with [president Bush] very strongly that weapons of mass destruction represent a real threat to world stability,” Blair told the Australian Broadcasting Company. “Those who are engaged in spreading weapons of mass destruction are engaged in an evil trade and it is important that we make sure that we take action in respect of it. I think that George Bush has shown tremendous leadership since 11 September. He has acted always in a very measured way, in a calm way, but he is right to raise these issues and certainly he has our support in doing so.” Grim news for the appeaseniks – and the Tories. Good news for everyone else – especially Iraqis. Iranians, and North Koreans.

WAITING FOR JESSE:Guess who still hasn’t sent in his 2000 tax return?

ISLAM MEANS PEACE: First Pakistani Sunnis shoot Shi-ites at a mosque. Now, Indian Muslims massacre Hindus. At some point, we have to infer that this religion has degenerated in parts into a murderous cult. Can you imagine the headlines if Christian fundamentalists did similar things?

BOOK CLUB:One last question for Bob Kaplan – about Vietnam. Later today, your final emails.

THE SHAMELESS VON HOFFMAN: You’d think that Nicholas von Hoffman, whose prediction of disaster in Afghanistan was so wrong he made it even after Kabul had fallen, might be feeling a little sheepish these days. If journalists were in any way accountable for their idiotic pronouncements, he would have taken a year’s leave of absence after apologizing. But no. He’s at it again. This time, he’s urging the European Union to become a new super-power to restrain the idiotic United States. His comment on the conduct of the current war tells you all you need to know:

Bill Clinton and the Marines were bad enough, lurching here and there across the planet in Mr. Clinton’s aimless armed escapades. He pales, however, in comparison to George W. Bush, who has taken on the role of a latter-day Peter the Hermit, calling for crusades against the “axis of evil.” The top elected official of the world’s only superpower is besotted with the idea that he can say and do anything without fear of any consequences, because nowhere in the world is there a set of teeth which can come back to bite him. You’d think that the catastrophe of Sept. 11 would have taught him better.

You’d think that the catastrophe of September 11 would have taught Nick von Hoffman something as well. But some people never learn.

LONE BLOGGER SKEWERS THE GUARDIAN: If you want a good example of why blogging can leave professional journalism in the dust, check out this inspired little screed. It dissects the Guardian’s recent foray into Alabama (to report on all those moronic Yanks). It’s brought to you by James Lileks and it will make your day.

STAGGERINGLY HOMOGENEOUS UTAH: A reader writes:

It’s a pity that Utah (with it’s 85.3% non-Hispanic white population) isn’t as diverse as socialist Vermont (96.2%) or liberal Maine (96.5%) or Byrd’s West Virginia (94.6%) or Dashchle’s South Dakota (88.0%) or liberal Wisconsin (87.3%) or Wellstone’s Minnesota (88.2%). Oops, how can those caring diverse states be less diverse than repressive Utah? Well, maybe someday it can be as diverse as progressive Oregon (83.5%). But of course, those conservative Mormons will never be as diverse as Kennedy’s Massachusetts (81.9%) or Rhode Island (81.9%). That 3.4% difference is just too vast. Worse, Gore’s Tennessee (79.2%) and hip Washington (78.9%) are beyond reach with their overwhelming 6.1% and 6.4% leads. How do the people in Utah live in such a terrible close-minded world? By the way, the US average is 69.1% (numbers come from Census 2000).

Take that, Mr. Janofsky!

LIES, DAMNED LIES AND BLOGS: If, like me, you’ve come to be skeptical of almost every statistic you read in the papers, don’t give up on stats altogether. (My boyfriend, who’s a stats professor, has exerted enormous pressure to make me write that sentence. But I believe it anyway.) Here’s a great antidote: it’s called STATS, and it’s a handy web-resource that examines and debunks phony stats, surveys and reports on a regular basis. You might also want to check out Joel Best’s recent book, “Damned Lies and Statistics: Untangling Numbers from the Media, Politicians, and Activists,” and most things written by Michael Fumento.

AND NOW, A SCIENCE BLOG: Since I’m on a blog-roll here, I thought I’d mention two more. One is about science, pharmaceuticals, bio-tech and related issues. It’s by a working medicinal chemist who knows his stuff and can help you understand various public policy issues related to science. The post that impressed me was his assessment of recent HIV news. But he also has a smart new post on Imclone, about which he recently and obviously made a bad stock call. But guess what? He fesses up in a matter of hours and explains why he still thinks he’s right. Another diverting blog on a theme dear to my heart is one called relapsedcatholic.com. Great links on contemporary religious issues.

NOW THAT HE’S GOON: Spike Milligan subsided yesterday into the grave. He was a comic genius; a profoundly moral man, whose unpopular stances (against abortion, for animal rights) were quirkily sincere. As the Guardian notes today,

Probably his most famous – or notorious remark – was in 1994 when, at the age of 76, he was receiving a Lifetime Achievement Comedy Award. A letter praising him from the Prince of Wales, an enormous fan, was read out – and in front of a stuffed-shirt audience and millions of TV viewers, Milli
gan declared: “Little groveling bastard …”

Ballsy, no? My own favorite bit of comedy from him was the line he would always utter when some piece of slapstick sent him crashing to the floor: “Thank heaven the ground broke my fall.” I know, I know. But it always made me laugh.

WHAT’S UP

The war expands to the republic of Georgia; Skilling says he’s innocent; foot-and-mouth disease breaks out again in Britain; home sales soar despite recession; inventor of voice-mail leaves final message.

LIES, DAMNED LIES AND BOOZE: Here’s why I almost don’t bother reading stories any more that announce “startling” new statistics about some social “problem” or other. The story blared all over the papers recently was that teen drinking makes up about a quarter of all alcohol consumption. As the New York Times points out today, that’s baloney. The number is probably around 11 percent – with the 25 percent coming from a loaded sample, skewed to teens. The quote from a spokesperson for the do-gooder group, the Columbia University’s National Center on Addiction and Substance Abuse, tells you the thinking behind the exaggeration: “It’s very unfortunate. We didn’t reweight the data. But we think the 11.4 percent number is way too low, since there’s so much underreporting.” Unfortunate? It’s a LIE – designed to advance an agenda. But the lie is defended because the “cause” is just, and, in any case, the busy-bodies believe there’s underreporting. Oh, that’s all right then. This is the same mentality that gives us a surging epidemic of “hate-crimes” where none exists; and it’s the same mindset that goes out to prove resurgent HIV infection, even when there’s scant evidence to support it. My advice is to ignore most such studies. The occasional report that’s honest is vastly outweighed by the self-serving, puritanical propaganda that these groups exist to spew out. Now, I’m gonna pour myself a drink. Or five.

BOOK CLUB:As we reach the end of our first book, you pose four questions to the author Bob Kaplan, about democracy, patriotism, the meaning of evil, and the necessity to back authoritarianism at times. Bob answers.

GREAT INSULTS: Who says they’re dead? Here’s the irreplaceable Lucianne Goldberg going off on David “There’s a Gray Poodle Near My Nipple” Brock:

Why two of the media’s more prominent scribes, Frank Rich in the NY Times and here, Howie Kurtz in the Washington Post, have decided that serial liar David Brock is worth their attention is best left to assorted shrinks. Brock’s new book will come and go and he will be left with “career issues.” This confused, sick puppy may want to check on the cut off age for the Chippendale’s Japanese touring company. That’s about all there will be left to him to pay the rent.

Thanks to Mickey Kaus for noticing this first.

MEDIA CONDESCENSION WATCH: “During seven years of planning, state and local leaders looked longingly into their Olympic future, half promising, half hoping that Salt Lake’s 17 days with destiny would change forever the profile of a city known best as the Mormon capital of the world and of a state known widely for its staggering conservatism and homogeneity, owing to the influence of the church. Yet it remains far from clear to what degree, if any, those enduring aspirations might be achieved.” – Michael Janofsky, New York Times. Look, I don’t want to live in Utah – but why is it self-evident that “staggering conservatism and homogeneity” are qualities to be abhorred and recovered from? And what is this unsubstantiated prejudice doing in a news story?

THE POINT OF A VACCINE: From everything I’ve read, I’d say the chances of a viable vaccine for HIV are still remote. But something like a vaccine could indeed be useful to reduce disease progression in the already infected, as this article suggests. Above all, science is beginning to destroy the dichotomy of HIV prevention and HIV treatment. Increasingly, HIV treatment works as HIV prevention. How? Because effective treatment can bring viral levels down to levels that make infection of others that much harder. It’s win-win. Better to drop the tired old debate about whether we need to put more resources into prevention rather than into a cure by understanding that the two are intricately connected.

THE BUSH REVOLUTION: Here’s a cogent, smart and prescient piece of analysis from Stratfor on how the current administration is transforming America’s role in the world – largely for the better.

DEVIL IN DETAILS: My eye caught the recent cover of Details for some unaccountable reason today. It has one Josh Hartnett in full, dark-eyed splendor posing on it. I’ve no doubt this ostensibly straight guy’s magazine picked up some female and gay male readers this month. But the headline shows the inevitable confusion of a mag trying to get gay readers while pretending to be strictly hetero. It reads: “Josh Hartnett Dated Gisele and You Didn’t.” Now ask yourself: why would a straight guy want to read about a pretty boy who is more successful at bedding beautiful babes than he is? Why, further, would he be interested in looking at semi-pornographic pictures of another man – the like of which are liberally plastered inside? Perhaps it’s playing to straight-guy insecurity. (That would also account for the cover line: “Your Unit and You: How You Measure Up to the Other Guy.”) But perhaps it’s more indication of how men’s magazines, after a brief dalliance with honestly including gay male readers, now feel quite happy to exploit gay men’s dollars while insulting their intelligence and writing excruciating, bizarre prose for their straight readers. At least I didn’t buy the thing. But I enjoyed the pictures.

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LEWIS ON OLD ENRONIANS

Wouldn’t it be great if Michael Lewis had an op-ed column in the New York Times rather than Paul Krugman? We’d even get to laugh twice a week or so. Still, Michael has a newish column at Bloomberg.com, and the latest is the usual corker. (Full disclosure: Michael is a good friend and probably my favorite contemporary journalist). Here’s a snippet:

[E]verything we know so far about Enron suggests that many, many employees were, at the very least, willing accomplices to the schemes dreamed up by their bosses. And now they want their money back! They are like accessories to a failed bank heist who demand restitution because the police confiscated their share of the take.

You can enjoy the rest here.

DEAR MUM AND DAD: London’s Daily Express just published the first letters sent by prisoners from Camp X-Ray. They’re from British al Qaeda members and, whatever else they show, they seem to me to indicate perfectly decent treatment. The Express is not online but here’s the relevant excerpt:

Iqbal’s letter is badly-spelled – with capital and lower-case letters scattered at random.
He begins: “Just a few lines to say that I’m well and doing fine. I’m now in
Cuba and it very hot.”
“How is everyone at home. Is Mum and Dad okay?
“Tell them not to worry. I’m fine. Tell my friends AJ and Haddam that I’m alright.
“I’ve got a Koran and prayer from the Red Cross.
“I’m getting three meals a day and have to shit in a bucket in my cell.
“Tell Mum and Dad I love them and to make Dua – pray – for me and to forgive me for my mistakes.”
The former factory worker then asks about Nasreen – the bride whom he
travelled to Pakistan to wed in an arranged marriage last October.
Both Iqbal and former student Rasul, 24, demand to know how their football teams – Manchester United and Liverpool respectively – are doing.
The letters also reveal that prisoners at the camp are able to talk to each
other. Iqbal writes: “Shafiq and Ruhal are fine tell their family, but I do not know what happened to Munir.”
Munir Ali, 21, is the younger brother of Syeda Khatun, 33, the second woman Bangladeshi councillor in Britain.
Rasul’s letters is less positive.
He writes: “It’s very hot here and I can’t take the heat. The food they give us is terrible.
”I have lost three stone in weight since I left home.”
But Rasul jokes in one letter: “I bet Asif’s Dad is still waiting in Pakistan for the wedding.”

ILLEGAL DEPORTATIONS?: If anything in this story from the Times of London is true, it’s deeply disturbing.

WHAT’S UP

Seniors look set to get massively expensive drug benefit; Bush unveils $300 million marriage-boosting program; Mugabe smears his opponent as a “traitor”; Lieberman urged to knife Gore; scholar of “wisdom” dies.

A CANCER ON THE CHURCH: It seems pretty clear to me that it will be far more damaging for the American Catholic Church if Cardinal Law survives the current collapse of confidence in his arch-diocese than if he doesn’t. This scandal – which reaches the heart of the Church, its integrity and its mission – cannot be appeased by cover-ups and now panicked firings and witch-hunts. The only way in which the priesthood in Massachusetts can begin to recover from this crisis is a complete change of guard at the top and an independent inquiry into the Church’s shameful and disgusting cover-up of child-abuse from the altar. Law must go. And he must be the first of many.

POST-OLYMPIC THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: “I am always amazed when I hear people saying that sport creates goodwill between nations, and that if only the common peoples of the world could meet one another at football or cricket, they would have no inclination to meet on the battlefield. Even if they didn’t know from concrete examples (the 1936 Olympics, for instance) that international sporting contests lead to orgies of hatred, one could deduce it from general principles. . . . At the international level sport is frankly mimic warfare.” – George Orwell, “The Sporting Spirit” (14 December 1945)

BOOK CLUB: You finally have a thorough go at Kaplan for his “elite” disdain for democracy; Kaplan responds to his moral critics.

THANK GOD FOR RUMMY: Check out this interview with the Daily Telegraph. Rumsfeld is blunt, fearless, and right.

CHRIS MATTHEWS’ DENIAL: How do you write or think about a possible campaign against Iraq without dealing with the question of weapons of mass destruction? Chris Matthews pulls it off in Slate.

BIBLICAL MINI-GOLF: Get a hole in one in Jesus’ tomb! You think I’m kidding, don’t you?

I’LL HAVE THE RED: Ever thought you were a little extravagant in that business lunch the other day? This story about a bankers’ lunch at $12,000 a head should make you feel better.

THE INEDUCABLE LEFT: A fascinating and terrifying expose of the fashionable new book of the new left, Empire, by Brian Anderson in the new First Things. The immense popularity of the book – among its academic and media readers – helps deflate the optimism of people like me that the hard left may have been injured by the violent nihilism of September 11. In fact, some on the far left seem almost inspired.

BLOG-ROLLING IN OUR TIME: Some of you have asked me to name a few other blogs out there that I read often and that you might enjoy. Of course, Instapundit rules. So does the never-boring Mickey Kaus.Virginia is prickly but perceptive; Matt Welch kicks ass; Tim Blair is the Aussie to Joanne Jacobs’ Harriet; Ken Layne tells it like it is; Josh Marshall weighs in on the left; and newcomer John Ellis (friend and supporter) is the dark horse. They’re all acquired tastes – so go acquire them.

ONE MORE REASON TO BACK RIORDAN: He gets it right on bilingual education. Is it too late to stop the conservative stab in the front? I’ve no idea. All I can see from the East Coast is yet another attempted suicide by California’s Republicans.

ARE YOU POST-GAY?: Here’s a quote to get your brain humming:

“In urban environments in First World nations these days, the people who actually care if you’re gay are limited to some (not all) fundamentalist Christians and some teenage boys who dislike their own homoerotic impulses. As far as I can see, tell, hear, feel and sense, nobody else gives a damn. Since I have no interaction with those fundamentalists or teenage boys, my being gay has about the same effect on my daily life these days as a straight person’s heterosexuality has on theirs… We won and I’m over it. I’ve lost interest in gay life and the gay scene and have come to see them for the sometimes vacuous and sometimes needlessly segregated entities they are.”

That’s Rex Wockner, one of the more diligent and professional of gay journalists out there. It’s from an interesting story from a Sacramento newsweekly. I’m not sure we can be “post-gay” until the issue of basic civil rights is resolved. But I sure do share the goal. I want to live in a world where homosexuality is simply a non-issue, and where the gay movement no longer exists because it no longer has to. We’re not there yet – but the time is surely approaching – and it’s useful to articulate the goal in advance.

LETTERS

Does the Guardian bear responsibility for the death of Danny Pearl? Plus: you take me on on boxing and campaign finance reform.

SONTAG AWARD NOMINEE: “Since it obliterated Hiroshima and Nagasaki in 1945 – cities, not military targets – the United States has bombed 18 countries, and invaded still others, with no declaration of war nor any possibility of retaliation, at least until Sept. 11. In the case of Afghanistan, the United States launched a unilateral war of revenge against a brutal regime of its own creation, although none of the 19 hijackers were Afghan and none of the thousands of “detainees” held in the United States and abroad have been charged with any participation in the crime. Furthermore, the alleged “mastermind,” still at large, might well have been turned over to the United States through negotiations – which President Bush rejected outright from the start.” – an op-ed by Richard B. Du Boff and Edward S. Herman, Philadelphia Inquirer.

LEFTIST HOMOPHOBIA WATCH: “There’s something about Bush Junior that just gets the ladies of Washington all hot and sweaty. Maybe it’s his slightly bowlegged cowboy gait, or his plain spoken puerile babbling, but the Girls of the Beltway are breathing heavy over the prez. First Maureen Dowd and Peggy Noonan shared their naughty fantasies about “real men” and the larger than life manliness of President Wyatt Earp. Why, even lil’ Andy Sullivan couldn’t contain his maidenly vapors when writing about the masculine perfection of our supreme commander of troops and testosterone.” – “Digby”, a contributor to the left-wing site, MediaWhoresOnline.

WHAT’S UP

ARAFAT GETS TO TAKE A WALK (IN RAMALLAH)
KARZAI STILL WINGING IT
G.O.P. RUNNING SCARED ON RECESSION PACKAGE
BUSH BACKS RIORDAN IN CALIFORNIA PRIMARY
BLAME CANADA

NAZIS, AGAIN: Here’s the Associated Press’s account of the murder of Daniel Pearl:

On Friday, a Pakistani investigator told The Associated Press that kidnappers killed Pearl by cutting his throat, and then decapitated him. Speaking on condition of anonymity, he said the kidnappers made two videotapes, one longer than the other, that contained graphic images of Pearl’s death and the moments afterward. Another source close to the investigation said a tape showed Pearl before he was killed saying into the videocamera, “I am a Jew, my mother is a Jew.”

Thus, once again in human history, mere Jewishness is a prelude to execution. The term “Islamo-fascism,” popularized by Christopher Hitchens, is absolutely on target in this simple respect. Our enemy is without shame and without reflection obsessed with hatred of the Jewish people. If these barbarians had the power, they would do what Hitler did. And if we do not act soon, they may yet manage it.

SONTAG – “ICH BIN KEINE INTELLEKTUELLE!”: A reader alerts me to the latest Susan Sontag interview – this time with the German paper, Die Zeit. Sontag kept ducking serious political questions at first, in favor of epistemological ones. She is a “writer,” she claims, not an “intellectual.” In fact, calling her an intellectual is a function of sexism: “As soon as a woman surfaces, who thinks independently, looks good, and opens her mouth, she is styled an ‘intellectual’ star.” Poor Susan – objectified as a thinker. The horror of it. For a writer, though, she seems not to have changed her stripes. “Capitalism,” she avers, “is an ideology of selfishness and false individualism, which eats away at the feeling of human belonging and provokes irrational reactions: for example, the fanatical nationalism in Serbia or the jihad against the modern in Islamic countries.” Now that’s interesting: capitalism as a catalyst for Serbian genocide and Islamic fundamentalism. Are there many parts of the world less capitalist than post-Socialist Serbia and countries run by mullahs? Well, at least they aren’t America, where John Walker Lindh was “brutally mistreated by American soldiers,” and John Ashcroft is fomenting the “most radical fascist denial of the American system of rights that can be imagined.” And, of course, this is no war – because “I know, what war means, I have survived Sarajevo under siege, and I say to you, this is about repression and not war.” Repression? The forces of repression are the Americans, of course: “I hate the jihad, the American just as the Muslim.” Of course, moral equivalence is a step forward for Ms Sontag. In the past, she has considered mass-murdering Islamo-fascists as morally superior to the West. She’s going soft, isn’t she?

CFR HYSTERIA ANTIDOTE: Fred Barnes has, as usual, a cogent, sane response to the likely campaign finance reform bill. The bill doesn’t do much; and what it does, favors Republicans. Fred’s pretty persuasive, I’d say. While I’m at it, I might as well address the issue many of you have emailed me about. That’s the notion that it somehow adds to public cynicism if the Congress passes a law that might well turn out to be unconstitutional in parts. I’m sorry, but I don’t quite buy this. The argument might work if the Congress knew as a metaphysical certainty that parts of the bill would be struck down by the Court. But metaphysical certainty doesn’t exist in politics. And in cases like these, it’s also legitimate for the Congress to say what it wants to happen, but passing it off to the other branch to decide on the constitutional issues. That sounds to me like a civics lesson, not an exercise in cynicism. The argument is particularly odd coming from some conservative quarters, who are constantly urging the passage of, say, abortion restrictions that might well not pass the current Court. I think they’re right to do so; and CFR, even when parts of it may be constitutionally wobbly, should be held to the same standards.

SCHRODER’S GAFFE: The German chancellor wants the E.U. to set tax rates in member countries. That’ll teach those enterprising Brits. One way to stop sclerotic European welfare states from losing jobs to competitors is to reform and deregulate their economies. Another is to wreck competitors’ economies by imposing socialism on them from afar. Guess which option Schroder prefers.

GOLDBERG VERSUS BUCHANAN: Jonah takes on the paleos on immigration.

WILL ON EDWARDS: I think George Will is right that John Edwards is probably the most promising Democratic candidate for 2004. He still reminds me of Tony Blair though – after botox.

BOOK CLUB: My latest review of Chapters 3 through 9 of Robert Kaplan’s “Warrior Politics” is now posted, with your new comments. If you’ve read the book, and have a question to ask Bob Kaplan directly, then email it to bookclub@andrewsullivan.com. We’ll pick the five best questions, and send them on to Bob tomorrow for a response. Put the words ‘question for Bob’ in the subject line to help us read the emails more swiftly. And be tough on him. I haven’t. I like the book too much.

RICH PICKINGS: David Brock owes Frank Rich a big sloppy wet kiss. Who else on the planet cares less what a self-confessed liar and apparatchik now thinks about people he hung out with years ago? But the importance of Brock’s apostasy is very important to a certain view of the world. That view – whose Ground Zero is the Upper East Side set Rich writes from and for – is that all the evil in the world comes from the right. So the grotesque invasion of privacy and scandal-mongering that characterized the 1990s (and is still going strong) was the creation of the right and the right alone. As M. Vedrine might say, that is somewhat simplistic. It’s certainly fair to say that some parts of the right did indeed behave irresponsibly and disgustingly in the 1990s. But any faintly sophisticated account would also show that the left was involved as well. Rich begins his story with the Thomas-Hill hearings, as if the only people involved in muck-raking were
right-wingers trashing Hill. But the first trashing came from the left – of Thomas – with details of his porn collection that Rich then reproduces. And the first epic smear job of modern times was that of Robert Bork, also by the left. And among the pioneers of privacy-destruction were gay activists who helped pioneer ‘outing’ of the politically incorrect in the early 1990s. The cycle of dirt and scandal was thoroughly bipartisan. It’s also simplistic to argue that every attack on Bill Clinton was a right-wing smear on the president’s private life. There were many Clinton-critics (I was one of them) who were appalled by the invasion of his privacy, but equally horrified by his abuse of public office, perjury, obstruction of justice and general law-breaking. What’s really, er, rich is that, under the guise of sounding horrified by muck-raking, Rich goes at it with gusto, citing, among other things, Brock’s lurid accounts of dens of closeted homosexual Washingtonians. I have to say I’ve lived here for more than a decade, know a lot of gay men and a lot of Republicans and have never come across anything even faintly like this. It sounds fun, though.

TAXCUTSFORTHERICH: A relevant email to drive Paul Krugman up the wall:

I am not an economist. I don’t even pretend to understand the tax code. I take my taxes to H&R Block.
If any Democratic demagogue or liberal activist wants to claim that Mr. Bush’s tax cut favor “the rich,” let me show him my 1040. I support a wife and 5 kids on $45,000 a year. I had $2,700 in federal income taxes withheld — and got a refund of $4,600.
Guess that makes me “the rich.”

AN ANTI-KRUGMAN AVALANCHE: I didn’t realize what I was getting into. I’ve now had several new emails from professional and academic economists bemoaning the sad decline of Paul Krugman from first-class economist to third-class partisan ranter. Here’s yet another:

Here at Northwestern, and when I used to teach at William and Mary, Krugman was perceived among us as being a brilliant international economist, and skilled at insightful commentary that made complex economic issues clear to non-economists. His books and articles were useful in undergraduate teaching for precisely those reasons.
In the past 18 months I’ve noticed among my colleagues a significant decline in his reputation, even among politically “big-L liberal” economists, because he is increasingly perceived as grinding political polemics instead of offering enlightening and insightful commentary on economic issues. Many of us, regardless of political stripe, are increasingly embarrassed by him and his writing. I get the sense that this is the case even among my colleagues who themselves get money calls, although we’ve not explicitly discussed it.
For me it really kicked in last year with the California electricity situation, because my research is in electricity deregulation. Practically everything he asserted about the economics of the situation was wrong, and his articulation of it was tinged with political rhetoric. To tie this in with Posner’s recent comments about public intellectuals, it’s one thing for Krugman to talk about areas of economics that are beyond his expertise, but it’s another entirely to do so for politically polemic reasons. Of course, you’ve helped lay bare the irony of his electricity commentary.
The only reason most people I know still read him is to ridicule him, or to lament how the mighty hath fallen.

DERBYSHIRE’S PSYCHO PIC: And only our hero would post it online.