Funniest. TV. Ever. Ctd.

Readers chime in:

My parents watch Glenn Beck religiously. When I watch this man, my stomach turns in knots because of three things: 1) He's wrong. 2) My parents adore him. 3) They that think I look just like him, only 20 years younger, and seize every opportunity to bring it up. (I actually do look like a 28 year old Glenn Beck).

Another:

I think the real question is: "Do you remember what life was like before Glenn Beck?"

Another:

Ahhh, the good old days, when we were all gleefully ignorant to the tooth decay, obesity and adult on-set diabetes caused by mass consumption of soda pops.

And finally:

I saw this at the gym yesterday and almost fell off the treadmill laughing. I am so glad you posted it. You know what the best part is? That Mean Joe Green commercial was from 1979. That means Glenn Beck is harking back to those simpler times when America was better…when Carter was President. Does he not have a research staff?

When A Tax Isn’t A Tax

Bruce Bartlett argues against a payroll tax cut:

But the biggest problem with cutting the payroll tax is that it isn't really a tax at all. A tax, by definition, is a compulsory payment for which no specific benefit is received in return. This is not true of Social Security. The vast bulk of workers get back all the money they put into Social Security in the form of a cash benefit in retirement and most get a substantial return. (See this Congressional Budget Office study.) That's why Franklin D. Roosevelt always insisted that the money withheld from workers' paychecks for Social Security was not a tax but a "contribution."

That is not just a politically convenient semantic difference. To a large degree, Social Security is a forced saving program in which there is a real and tangible connection between what one puts in and what one gets out.

He also thinks such a tax cut would create minimal economic benefit because "the problem for employers isn't that labor costs are rising excessively, but rather that there is no demand for their output."

Killing Kids

Tehran Bureau writes:

Iran-hangingsIran's post-election turmoil and the ensuing human rights crisis entered a new phase this week,  after authorities announced death sentences for four defendants following the mass trials held for more than a hundred people accused of fomenting unrest and challenging the election results. It has raised the specter of further political executions in Iran. Most ominously, the death sentences were announced on October 10th, the International Day Against the Death Penalty. On the same day, Iran put to death Behnoud Shojaii, a juvenile offender, continuing Iran's distinction as the only country to execute juvenile offenders since 2008. The harsh sentences signaled a determination by the Revolutionary Guard commanders and hard-line supporters of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to extend their consolidation of power to the judicial branch.

The four defendants sentenced to death are not guilty of any violent actions and their indictments clearly state that the Intelligence Ministry arrested them "before they could engage in any action." Even under the existing laws, they could not be sentenced to death in fair trials. However, by using them as a front in a public relations ploy to justify death sentences in post-election trials, the government is pursuing two goals. First, the government is aiming to instill fear among reform-oriented Iranians, and raising the cost of participation in further protests, by signaling its power and determination to apply the death penalty at will. The second intent is to lay the groundwork for further political executions by desensitizing the broader population to state-sponsored violence.

Some details on the victim:

Behnoud Shojai, who was due to be hanged today, was just 17 when he stabbed a a boy with a shard of glass three years ago and sentenced to death. But charity Amnesty International say the killing was in self defence after Shojai, now 20, intervened to stop a fight between a friend and another boy and was threatened with a knife. And on Sunday the EU's presidency urged Iran "to immediately halt the execution and of all other juvenile offenders on death row."It's believed that the fundamentalist state has executed at least 28 child offenders since 1990 and that at least 86 are currently on death row.

The Dish's previous coverage of this here.

Twiddling Our Thumbs

Jay Newton-Small says we should have a health care bill by the end of next week. The Economist takes aim at the Senate Finance Committee's bill:

The biggest problems with this imperfect bill arise from cost. It does too little to tame health inflation, as Douglas Elmendorf, head of the CBO, hinted this week. And the bill is likely to cost far more than currently advertised, because of two wheezes. One is a lethargic implementation plan, which means that the full annual cost will not kick in for a few years yet (thus making the CBO’s mandatory ten-year cost estimate misleadingly low). The second is the assumption of heroic cost savings from Medicare and big cuts in payments. Stuart Butler of the Heritage Foundation, a conservative think-tank, scoffs that “this legislation is an example of the triumph of budgeting hope over experience.”

Stuart is a very straight shooter on this. He represents the position of a conservative policy wonk in favor of real structural reform. Hence his total isolation right now.

The Threat Of Tolerance

The Washington Times insists that Jennings is a "dangerous radical" with a "bizarre sexual agenda" involving the "indoctrination of kindergarten children." And the source of his sinister scheme?

Mr. Jennings wrote the foreword to a 1998 book titled, "Queering Elementary Education." The book he endorsed was a collection of essays by different authors who supported teaching young children about homosexuality. Mr. Jennings' foreword explains why he thinks it is important to start educating children about homosexuality as early as activist-educators can get away with doing so. "Ask any elementary-school teachers you know and – if they're honest – they'll tell you they start hearing [anti-homosexual prejudice] as soon as kindergarten." And "As one third-grader put it plainly when asked by her teacher what 'gay' meant: 'I don't know. It's just a bad thing.' "As another author in the book notes: "Any grade is 'old' enough [for the proper education] because even five-year-olds are calling each other 'gay' and 'faggot.'