A Weed Vending Machine

How on earth could one live without one:

After cinching up your doctor’s consultation, hit an AVM location to get your prescription approved, fingerprint taken, and a prepaid credit card loaded with your profile: dosage (3.5 or 7 grams, up to 1oz a week) and strain preference (choice of five, including OG Cush and Granddaddy Purple, the mildly hallucinogenic forebear to Prince). Then day or night, all you do is hit a machine and walk away with enough vacuum-sealed, plastic-encapsulated cheeba to adequately treat your illness, and guarantee your car never smells like new leather again.

The Electronic Eye

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Contact lenses could become the computer monitors of tomorrow:

One day it might not be unusual to wear a contact lens that projects the phone’s display directly onto the eye. Researchers at the University of Washington have taken an important first step toward building contact lenses that could do just that. By incorporating metal circuitry and light-emitting diodes (LEDs) into a polymer-based lens, they have created a functional circuit that is biologically compatible with the eye.

"If you look at the structure of a lens, it’s just a simple polymer," says Babak Parviz, professor of electrical engineering at the University of Washington. A number of researchers are putting electronics into polymers to build flexible circuits or displays, for instance. "What we realized was, we can make a lot of functional devices that are really tiny, and they can be incorporated into a contact lens to do a lot more than just improve vision," Parviz says.

More details here. Art from Ffffound, and here.

The Hispanic Vote In SC Update

Oh well. Obama has at least six Latino supporters:

Note that the Survey USA poll you refer to finds Hispanics to be 1 percent of likely primary voters.  In other words, the conclusion that Hispanics support Obama is based on a very small number of people (maybe as few as 6).  Further, these are robo-call polls which may or may not present particular problems for people whose native language is not English.  In any case, the true test will be NY, NJ, CA and some of the others.

The Corruption Of Feminism

A reader transcribed the following conversation on Hardball tonight:

Chris Matthews: Faye, you first, you know Hillary Clinton, you know Bill Clinton. What’s Bill’s role in this thing, is it a good role or a bad role?

Faye Wattleton: Well, I think that Bill Clinton’s role is that of the spouses of all the candidates, he’s participating as a surrogate for his wife who is running. And I think that its entirely consistent with the ascension of other women to the top offices in their country; they come about it as the result of the president being their spouse or being members of prominent families. So I don’t think that we should be so upset and agitated about Mr. Clinton’s participation  – we should continue to focus on the issues that the people want to hear about…these other matters are really side issues.

Wow. A proud defense of nepotism over feminism. Or rather, as is the Clintons’ wont, a total conflation of feminism with nepotism. I remember similar Clintonian feminists in the 1990s trashing, smearing and sliming women who dared to complain about the sexual harassment and abuse of women that Bill Clinton – with his wife’s full knowledge – engaged in for years. This couple really do corrupt everything they touch.

Big Bird’s Legacy

A reader writes:

Holt obviously has no children. As a pediatrician, I attempted to heed the American Academy of Pediatrics’ advice on limiting TV for my kids.  I tried to teach them about all I wanted them to learn from an early age- I got nowhere.  Once my kids started to watch Sesame Street, I saw their eyes light up.  They all of a sudden developed a love of letters and numbers and shapes that I couldn’t instill in them personally.  The education that these talking puppets gave my children has been far more impressive than anything I did.  There’s some kind of magic that spreads into a child’s mind when a talking and singing puppet talks directly to them.  Thank God that these puppets were used for good and not evil.  I wouldn’t have stood a chance no matter how moral a compass I tried to imbue them with.

Figuring Out Anger At The Clintons

A reader’s eureka moment:

For the last six years, I’ve watched a fear-mongering fool manipulate us, ruin our standing in the world and abuse our principles.  It’s been hard to feel good about our country.  But when Obama won Iowa and surged in the New Hampshire polls I thought I’d underestimated us.  For the first time in my lifetime, my cynical generation was turning out heavily to vote. We were choosing, above all else, to be inspired.

Now, the Clinton campaign has gradually and expertly eviscerated him, and it turns out we’re not that country.  We’re still easily manipulated; we’re still scared; and we’re still a little racist.  It’s hard not to resent her for that.

Face Of The Day

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Miner Stuart Griffin laughs as he leaves the mine after the final shift at the Tower Colliery in Hirwaun, near Merthyr Tydfill on January 25 2008 in Wales, United Kingdom. The Cynon Valley pit is one of the oldest continuously-worked mines in the world and the last deep mine in Wales. Tower is the only colliery within the once-thriving South Wales coalfield to drain all its coal resources and hit the headlines in 1994 when it was subject to a miners buy-out of the deep mine – after it had been closed by the then Conservative Government. By Matt Cardy/Getty Images.

Evita!

A reader writes:

Regardless of the family last name, I’m a Latin American woman —

The Billary syndrome does indeed bring to mind Evita — among some more recent and current others.  And that’s not a good thing by and large.   (And also some lesser known pols that were big in the day in my original hemisphere — Carlos Lacerda.)

I am intoxicated now with my own rage over this situation.  It seems my mind is consumed — Clintonericthayergetty How could the Clintons do this to us at this stage of the game?  And then it comes to me:  I’m being screwed — and there seems to be NO recourse — and then more comes to me.  And, suddenly, I’m reminded of why the 90s were so heady and so nasty … It wasn’t just that the Clintons were about ME ME ME — It’s that entire culture was a ME ME ME.  It’s no wonder so many of us went nuts at the time — and we did — and lo and behold — Here we are again. This pair has not only gotten into Obama’s brain. They are back with a vengeance in my own wobbly head. Obama is better equipped to deal — for sure.  He’s become my political restraining order. After almost 8 years of misery, I am looking to the dark side — the Repubs are looking better and better!

Whether it’s pot, or sex, or ambition or whatever —  The Clintons seem to epitomize doing the nasty without ever going for the full blown, flat out joy of the nasty. And then they take you with them because the alternative seems even less desirable. They want it not both ways but all ways and then seemingly always on top of all that.  I feel ill.  And like a fool.

And I hardly know what to do with my vote.  I feel, dare I say it, violated?

(Photo: Eric Thayer/Getty.)