WHY NOT JUST CALL HER TRASH AND BE DONE WITH IT?

“It is not uncommon for American students to visit Europe with three clothing items jammed in a backpack, but then again, they mostly dine at McDonald’s. In a similar situation, invited to lunch with the queen, every woman I have ever met in my entire life would have cried: ”I don’t have anything to wear!” But perhaps denims are Barbara [Bush]’s native garb. It is perfectly appropriate for a Japanese woman to wear a kimono to the palace, or an Indian a sari. Perhaps Texans wear jeans as their traditional costume. Using the same loophole, she could have added a Dale Earnhardt T-shirt.” – Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times.