Here’s a great one from a blogger:
I just rang up Lord Coe to be the first to congratulate him and to nominate a new, typically British, Olympic Sport – War! We’re very good at it and the French are, quite frankly, merde! Germany are pretty good but lack a decent finish, the Italians don’t quite get the “half time no changing sides” rule and Argentinians are rubbish even when playing at home. Did I miss anyone out?
He wrote that yesterday. Now we know who he missed out.
The Dish 