The Odd Lies Of Sarah Palin XCIII: Gone Fishin’, Ctd

A reader writes:

As a longtime reader and 30+ year Alaska resident who went to Chugiak High School (just half an hour down the road from Wasilla) during the early '80s, I always enjoy reading your series “The Odd Lies of Sarah Palin” to see what kinds of crazy shit she is trying to get away with.  However, your most recent post regarding halibut fishing is potentially inaccurate.  Under National Marine Fisheries Service regulations, there is a subsistence program for rural Alaska residents and Alaska Natives to harvest halibut without being an IFQ holder.  From the NMFS website, the basic rules are as follows:

Before fishing under the subsistence halibut regulations, fishermen must obtain a Subsistence Halibut Registration Certificate (SHARC). Special permits for community harvest, ceremonial, and educational purposes also are available to qualified Alaska communities and Alaska Native Tribes. Permit holders must comply with SHARC registration and reporting processes.

So technically, the Palins could potentially harvest subsistence halibut under the SHARC program without owning IFQ shares, but they would have to register for and meet the qualifications to receive a SHARC permit.  This means they would have to qualify as a “rural resident” or as an “Alaska Native.”  It is interesting to note that there is no listing for the Palins under either category (SHARC permit holders are undated daily by the NMFS).

So if Sarah Palin is commercially fishing for halibut, as was implied by her posting, then they would have to be IFQ shareholders, crew members aboard a vessel with IFQ shares, be subsistence fishing under the SHARC program, or they could simply be poaching (fishing illegally). I’m sure this whole thing is just another Palin fantasy, however, given the Palin propensity for not paying taxes on their cabin and partaking in the butchering and consuming of poached moose.

The Unique Quality Of “Lifelong Heterosexual Monogamy” Ctd

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Dan Savage is less delicate than my response to Ross:

[U]nless Douthat is prepared to call for laws that would compel straight people to live up to the same "sexual ideal" of marriage that somehow justifies discrimination against same-sex couples—and call for laws that would punish straight people who fail to live up to that ideal (no more marriage licenses for you, Mr. Limbaugh)—then Douthat's case for discrimination is just another serving of bullshit patties (albeit a fresher one) and Douthat himself is just another conservative scaremonger scapegoating gay people for the failings of straight people.

Or as Yglesias puts it:

Instead of holding heterosexuals up to a rigorous standard of conduct—no divorce, harsh & unforgiving attitude toward infidelity—we’re going to discriminate against the gay and lesbian minority and then congratulate ourselves on what a good job we’re doing of upholding our ideals.

Yeah, that just about sums it up. Greenwald steps in:

[I]f the arguments for the objective superiority of heterosexual monogamy are as apparent and compelling as Douthat seems to think, they ought not need the secular thumb pressing on the scale in favor of their view.  Individuals on their own will come to see the rightness of Douthat's views on such matters — or will be persuaded by the religious institutions and societal mores which teach the same thing — and, attracted by its "distinctive and remarkable" virtues, will opt for a life of heterosexual monogamy.  Why does Douthat need the State — secular law — to help him in this cause?

The Deaths And Maiming Of Children

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As we fight an unwinnable war in an ungovernable country, the enemy simply ratchets up the evil by targeting more and more innocent civilians, especially women and children. HuffPo's headline misleadingly suggests that US policy is behind the yearly increase in civilian fatalities but the UN report actually notes that casualties caused by the US and UK fell by 30 percent and by 64 percent in aerial bombing in one year, which strikes me as a real achievement for McChrystal. But then you see an image like that above (having scanned many of them I feel numb from the images of agony and despair) which was the result of a Coalition air-strike gone awry and you see the awful, horrible, gut-wrenching moral dilemma we are in. But the vast majority of child murders are by the Taliban:

IEDs and suicide attacks killed 557 Afghans and injured 1,137 in the first six months of 2010. IEDs alone accounted for 29 per cent of all civilian deaths in the period, including 74 children, a 155 per cent increase in IED-related deaths of children in the same span in 2009… Analysis by UNAMA Human Rights Unit identified two critical developments that increased harm to civilians in the first six months of 2010 compared to 2009: AGEs [Anti-Government Elements] used a greater number of larger and more sophisticated improvised explosive devices (IEDs) throughout the country; and, the number of civilians assassinated and executed by AGEs rose by more than 95 per cent and included public executions of children.

I still favor withdrawal as soon as possible. I do not in any way discount the moral price. If I thought there was any way to win, my calculus might change. But I don't. And we're broke. And evil like this occurs tragically every day all over the world. The art of politics and warfare is the art of the possible within certain limits. We've reached them – and then some. It gives me no pleasure to say this, and my heart is torn. But politics is not the art of the heart in the end. It's the art of the mind.

(And, yes, this photograph is graphic and the Dish's policy has always been to show reality. These children were maimed by your and my tax dollars. We have no moral standing if we simply look away. A photograph of an innocent killed by the Taliban is after the jump.)

(Photo: Asan Bibi, 9, (R) and her sister Salima,13, (L) stand in the hallway of Mirwais hospital October 13, 2009 Kandahar, Afghanistan. Both were burned when a helicopter fired into their tent in the middle of the night on October 3rd, according to their father. Three members of the family were killed in the incident. The family belongs to the Kuchi ethnic tribe, nomads living in tents out in the open desert whom are very vulnerable to a war they have little understanding of. The Taliban are now staging suicide attacks and IED blasts in densely populated areas to create a bigger impact as more of Afghan's war wounded hit the headlines. By Paula Bronstein/Getty Images.)

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(Photo: Five-year-old Fatima is held by her mother Sabaro as her daughter recovers from an I.E.D attack where she was hit by shrapnel outside of Kandahar city along the airport road October 12, 2009 Kandahar, Afghanistan. By Paula Bronstein/Getty Images.)

As The GOP Descends Into Rank Demagoguery

Here is what Tim Pawlenty said about a Muslim center being built a few blocks from Ground Zero:

We shouldn't have images or activities that degrade or disrespect that in any way.

What Pawlenty is saying that the expression of religious faith by American citizens "degrades and disrespects" a site where eleven privileged religious fanatics murdered 3,000 human beings, Christian and Muslim, Jewish and atheist, male and female, American and countless other countries. A local Muslim group asked him to retract or clarify. If he wants to compete with Palin in the primaries, he can do neither:

“Our governor has engaged in collective guilt by saying that all Muslim activities and images anywhere near Ground Zero are degrading and disrespectful,” Taneeza Islam, civil rights director for Minnesota’s chapter of the Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR), said in a statement.

Pawlenty’s spokesman Bruce Gordon said there’s “no misunderstanding” over the governor’s comments, which suggested building a mosque near the site of the World Trade Center attacks was unpatriotic. “The governor's message is clear: New York is a big place. Find a different location for the mosque,” Gordon said in an email.

The obvious, inevitable implication of Pawlenty's statement is that American Muslims bear some collective responsibility for the mass murder on 9/11 – that there is no essential difference between American Muslims eager for interfaith dialogue and the mass murderers of 9/11. This is how we win the war of ideas in the world?

One wonders what's next. When the new tower is built, will Muslims who work there be forbidden to pray? Or shunned because they do? Are Muslims welcome at Ground Zero at all, according to Pawlenty? Are Muslims even welcome in America?

What we're seeing is, to my mind, ominous. It's increasingly clear that the debt hangover of the last decade, combined with the financial crisis and the full and growing impact of China and India on global labor markets may well mean a long, grim, endless employment recession. At the same time, we have an opposition party that believes in torture, pre-emptive war, Greater Israel, and the stigmatization of Muslim-Americans. We have a party that not only has no serious solutions to any of our current problems (what climate change?) but wants to ratchet up the war on Jihadist terror in such a way that will embolden the Islamists, give our enemies a fantastic p.r. gift, conflate all Muslims as potential terrorists and elect a half-term former governor on the basis of her proud ignorance. And then what? Over to you, Mr Netanyahu. A global religious war is on – and coming to your neighborhood soon.

If your alarm bells aren't ringing, they should be. And if you are not increasingly motivated to support the president who alone stands in the way of these ominous portents, then you will have no one to blame when these fear-mongering demagogues get back into power.

Name That Bar! We Have A Winner!

What a birthday treat! Goldblog suggests Kandabar. A simpler version would be Ak-Bar, although there's one of those already in Los Angeles apparently (Dish readers, I tell you).

I have to say I'd definitely go into a bar called Jihard. "Who's Your Baghdaddi?" isn't bad either. Infidel-ity is too upscale – that should be a piano bar playing only Gershwin. Halal Sailor: a little retro. Dicka Dicka Dicka should be a sex club. The Sixth Pillar is a little T.E. (but could definitely add a little upper-class English S&M for spice). imam4imam should be a website. Men-R-It is a nice play on minaret, but way too subtle. TGI Thursdays is a classic.

The clear winner in our blue ribbon panel (that would be me) is Bar Van Gogh-Gogh.

Named in honor of Theo, a martyr for Western freedom, it should have plenty of go-go boys, belly dancers, and a door policy of mandatory beards. Maybe Anderson's boyfriend could start it up. He's from Corsica, you know, a great guy, and he sure knows how to run a happening joint.

Update: a reader writes:

You are aware that there is already a New York Dolls strip club on 55 Murray Street (which will be just around the corner from the Cordoba Institute)? So haven’t we already crossed the bridge of allowing Ground Zero ‘gentlemens’ entertainment? And if we’re OK with adult entertainment of the heterosexual variety we can’t then reject entertainment of the homosexual nature in the same area.

Two hour marriages is a business with a future.

The View From Your Window Contest: Winner #10

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A reader writes:

Hmmm that’s a tough one.  Could be a number of American cities.  At first glance, it reminded of my old Atlanta neighborhood of Inman Park, but the houses are a little too close to the road.  I just got back from Rochester and it looks similar to some neighborhoods there.  Or it could be in Midtown Memphis, or Savannah, GA or just about anywhere.  Well, let’s just go with Rochester then.  It’s kind of a randomly nice place.

Another writes:

I think I’ve been down this street.  My guess is Washington, D.C. – Takoma Park.

Another:

The moment I saw this I knew exactly where it was.  The 19th Century French Architecture turned into cheaper apartment housing, the narrow streets, low hanging power lines, sleepy trees, tropical looking plants on the bottom right of the screen – all of these clues point to New Orleans.  Just imagine some beads hanging from those power lines to complete the picture.

Another:

ADT sign – USA
Ditto the huge, roll-away trash can
Ditto the architecture.
Big front porches – warm climate
Apparent lack of basements – high water-table, ergo seaside.
Palmetto trees.
Palmetto state?
South Carolina.
Charleston?

Another:

The “free classic” Queen Anne architecture is typical in the U.S.  (This style of architecture was popular in the U.S. from the 1880s through the 1910s.)  One of the houses has, at one time, been converted to have an apartment upstairs.  This was commonly allowed for in U.S. cities through post WWII zoning changes made to address the housing shortage at that time.

The one item that narrows this down is the plant material.  I think that is a small palm tree in front of one of the houses.  This limits the search to the coastal areas of the Carolinas Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana and Texas.  It also includes most of California and all of Florida.  I’m going with Jacksonville.

Another:

Palm tree suggests southern or possibly West Coast. There appears to be a crepe myrtle, which we have a lot of here in Texas. It’s been over 30 years since I was in Galveston, but I seem to recall that it had lots of similar cool old houses. My guess is Galveston.

Another:

Okay, the first item to narrow the search is the Live Oak, which is present from Texas to Florida and up to Virginia.  The next clue would be the Sabal Palms, which would suggest the Southeast.  Palms are typically present in Florida, Georgia and South Carolina.  Live Oaks, however, aren’t present in South Florida, so these two clues narrow things down to Central Florida up to South Carolina and west to the Gulf Coast. (What appears to be a maple leaf doesn’t help much because maples are present in too many places.)

On a hunch I’m going to narrow the area down to either Savannah or Charleston.  Given the age of the homes, it would likely be in South Charleston but the topography would indicate not on the water. Radcliffeborough neighborhood of Charleston is my final answer.

Another:

Ah, if only I’d seen this sooner.  I’m sure I’m the thousandth person to email this: Savannah, Georgia. I only know it because you’ve run a photo from the same window before.

Great memory (a better one than us) – and among only a few readers who noticed.  Others were more intuitive in their search:

The obsession item in this pic for my wife and I became the black recycling bins with the yellow lids.  Throwing in search terms yields a ton of results for Australia, which would have been a nice curve ball, except for the car and street sign giving away right-side drive.  No  front license plate either, so cross out Virginia.  So you’re back in the Deep South and googling municipal recycling programs on a Saturday night  (thanks for that, by the way).

I don’t love love love this answer, but based on what I can tell, a little location bias, and their use of black recycle bins (although I couldn’t confirm those stupid yellow lids!), I’m going with Savannah, Georgia.

Another:

My first instinct is that this photo was taken in Savannah.  And after Googling “yellow trash Recycle Savannah: Curbside Recycling_1281428759944can lid,” I found this article about a new curb-side recycling program in … Savannah!

This one wasn’t so difficult.  And I’d love to while away the afternoon searching Google Earth for the specific address, but instead I’m going to go enjoy this beautiful day, confident in the belief that — even though one of your readers will no doubt be more specific — I finally got one right!

Another:

I’m going to go with 21 E 39th St, Savannah, GA.  My first thought was a street somewhere on the Charleston, SC peninsula, but Spanish Moss isn’t very common in the heart of Charleston.  The architecture and foliage still indicate somewhere in the South though, so Savannah was my next guess.

But I figured I wasn’t going to be the only one to guess Savannah;  I’d have to find the exact location to have any chance.  So a brute force attack using Google and Bing maps was the plan – Bing’s Bird’s Eye turned out to be the most useful.  I had some clues from the picture: a south-facing two story, adjacent to another two story, close to the street. The style of roof helped as well.  Having visited Savannah before, I knew a little about the city’s layout and started my search south of Forsyth Park and somewhere between Broad and MLK, thinking that was the area most likely to have homes like the ones in the picture.

Bingo. Found them on E 39th Between Drayton and Bull.  Only took up about 45 minutes of my lunch.

Another:

Aargh!  This contest is as frustrating as two weeks ago, when I nailed Lausanne, but couldn’t find the exact spot in town on the ‘net.  I wonder if a decade from now there will be VFYW Anonymous groups spread across the country, helping each of us overcome our obsession.

So this week I’m using Google maps to virtually “walk” up and down street after street, crossing my fingers that A) I’ve got the right nation/city and B) I’ll come across the exact address before someone else does (probably someone who lives on the flippin’ block or something).

Another:

Oh, you couldn’t of made this any easier!  A couple of hours in the car looking in the Victorian District of Savannah and I finally found the house. The blue house is located at 16 East 39th Street, between Bull and Drayton Streets.

The house is in an area that has become know in recent years as the Starland District, owing to the fact that a dairy, the Starland Dairy, was located on Bull between 40th and 41th street. I grew up just south of this area. My earliest memories are of the horses and milk wagons leaving the barn and clopping down the street outside my bedroom window in the morning and returning in the afternoon. My brother went to the movies at the Victory theater, we brought gas at the Gulf station and I loved going to the Franklin 5&10 cent store all on Bull Street. Good memories from a long ago place. Thanks for the challenge and the stroll down memory lane.

Thanks to you – and everyone else who played this week.  As far as the winner of a free window book from Blurb, we have to go with the admitted VFYW addict who also correctly guessed Lausanne (one of our most difficult contests to date). Congrats!

The GOP And Muslims: Getting Worse

Ben Smith is trying to get responses from most of the potential presidential candidates in 2012 for the GOP. Here's Mike Huckabee:

Even if the Muslims have the right to build it, don't they do more to serve the public interest by exercising the responsible judgement to not build it, given that it's really offensive to most New Yorkers and Americans? Or is it just that we can offend Americans and Christians, but not foreigners and Muslims?

Don't you love that association? "Americans and Christians" vs "foreigners and Muslims." This party, in a word, is disgusting.

Ranked #9 At West Point: A Question Of Integrity

A top cadet resigns because lying about her sexual orientation is unworthy of an American soldier. From her resignation letter:

While at the academy, I have made a deliberate effort to develop myself academically, physically, and militarily, but in terms of holistic personal growth I have reached a plateau. I am unwilling to suppress an entire portion of my identity any longer because it has taken a significant personal, mental, and social toll on me and detrimentally affected my professional development. I have experienced a relentless cognitive dissonance by attempting to adhere to §654 [colloquially known as "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"] and retain my integrity, and I am retrospectively convinced that I am unable to live up to the Army Values as long as the policy remains in place.

Email Of The Day

This job is by far the most grueling I have ever had in journalism. And then an email like the following comes along and it seems like the joy it so often is:

Two months ago I moved from the southeast of England to the Scottish Borders – without ever realising that it would take British Telecom two months to connect my landline and broadband.   To make matters worse, I have landed in a spot where I cannot get a mobile signal.

I was reconnected today – and am lightheaded from the sheer joy of taking up where I left off with the passions, sorrows and pleasures of The Daily Dish.

Yippee!