The Final Edition's new NYT parody site is getting good:
“I was consulting Scriptures, as I often do,” said [Focus on the Family's Tony] Perkins. “And as I was perusing the verse in Leviticus that condemns homosexuals to death, I noticed that it only refers to ‘men who lie with mankind, as he lies with a woman.’ The Almighty says nothing about women who lie with women, especially really fit young women with large firm breasts and great hair."
The Dish 