Lauren Bans's GQ piece "Hot For Republicans:"
And, shucks, I can't believe I'm typing these words, but can we put some God in math class? Because looking at Rick Perry makes me believe. Despite all his rabid raving about securing the border, it's nearly impossible not to immediately cast the swarthy, smirk-happy Texan as a hot Telemundo villain named Víctor who saddles up to women's ears whispering "Muy Caliente" in a fantasy world where Spanish words don't feel like a kidney shivving to him. And were those SKINNY jeans he wore to the Iowa State Fair? Or just expertly tailored straight jeggings? I've done nothing bad while looking at this picture. I swear.
The Dish 