by Zack Beauchamp
A CNBC guide to dating "a Wall Street Man." One nugget:
Tell stories that are short and sweet because the mind of a Wall Street man is always moving so rapidly and focusing on so many different things that his attention span for social stories is very short; don’t be insulted by this, just tell your stories in a way that he can listen. Save your long, draw-out stories for chit-chatting with your girlfriends.
(Hat tip: Bhaskar Sunkara)
The Dish 