A reader writes:
I was at the Aspen Ideas Festival this year for the first time (not as an attendee; I worked behind the scenes). Some of those gratingly obnoxious tweets are spot on, but you have to check out the Aspen Pickup Lines.
Indeed you do:
She can have it all. RT @stcolumbia Hey girl, want to get hot, flat, and crowded? #aspenpickuplines — Robert Caruso (@robertcaruso) June 30, 2012
References for this Drezner-instigated mischief here and here. More Dish faves:


It’s the lack of oxygen that makes them funny.