Winter, Tamed

Adam Gopnik's book on Winter describes how, thanks to modern technology and luxuries, we've essentially conquered an entire season. From Adam Nicolson's review:

Gopnik’s winter is a world in transition from its potency to our potency, from it being in charge to us being in charge, with many finely graded phases between those two poles. It is not quite true that no one loved the winter and its beauties in the distant past. There are ravishing descriptions in the Iliad of snow falling ‘on the grey sea and the beaches, and the surf that breaks against them’, and a love of heroic winter glamour in Anglo-Saxon poetry and of its cosmic mystery in Gawain. But for Gopnik, the Romantics essentially invented winter, largely because they were living inside and looking at it from the comfort of their drawing rooms. ‘It is one of the oddities of our cultural history,’ he says, ‘that we tend to overlook the authors of our comforts, even though we are almost always perfectly knowledgeable about the poets of our distress. Every one has heard of Caspar David Friedrich but who knows the names of the men who invented central heating?’

The Wonderful Wizard Of Window Displays

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Meet the man who pioneered the commercialized art form:

Lyman Frank Baum, the editor of the Show Window, a monthly journal for "merchants and professionals" first published in Chicago in 1897, was not by profession what was then called a "window trimmer". … Before him, and the set-pieces he photographed for his magazine, most shopkeepers regarded their windows as simply places to cram with as much merchandise as possible. Baum, though—having lived, and performed on stage, by candle, oil lamp and gas jet—gloried in the potential of electric light, installed in many store windows after the high-voltage World’s Fair of 1893. And he understood that, in this new world of material plenty, goods alone had lost their primary appeal. A better idea would be to sell a powerfully lit, yet edited fantasy, every article of merchandise auditioned and few chosen—except at Christmas, when too much was never enough.

So what became of Baum?

He had failed at theatre and retail, but his philosophy for a theatre of retail was a timely success. His magazine gained him recognition, income, and enough leisure to write children’s books: his third was a fantasy about a magic kingdom rich in goods, whose ruler fakes an impressive show with theatrical props and a dazzle of light. Baum called it "The Wonderful Wizard of Oz", and bowed out of windows.

(One of the decorated Christmas window displays in Harrods department store in Knightsbridge on November 29, 2012 in London, England. By Oli Scarff/Getty Images)

The Story Behind Stocking Stuffers

Emily Spivack recounts it:

The most popular legend about why stockings are hung at Christmas goes something like this:  A recently widowed man and father of three girls was having a tough time making ends meet. Even though his daughters were beautiful, he worried that their impoverished status would make it impossible for them to marry. St. Nicholas was wandering through the town where the man lived and heard villagers discussing that family’s plight. He wanted to help but knew the man would refuse any kind of charity directly. Instead, one night, he slid down the chimney of the family’s house and filled the girls’ recently laundered stockings, which happened to be drying by the fire, with gold coins. And then he disappeared.

Putting A Speed Gun On Santa

With the help of engineering professor Larry Silverberg, Abigail Wise worked out the physics of Santa's delivery schedule:

Santa has to deliver gifts to around 200 million children spread over 200 million square miles. Because each household has 2.67 children, there are about 75 million homes to visit and the average distance between homes is about 1.63 miles, Santa needs to cover 122 million miles.

To cover that distance in 24 hours on Christmas, Mr. Claus’s sleigh would need to travel at a whopping average speed of 5,083,000 mph. Silverberg argues that the feat is possible because the sleigh would have to travel 130 times more slowly than the speed of light, which is 300 million meters per second, or 669,600,000 mph. Because something already moves that quickly, it would be difficult, but not impossible, for Santa to travel at 5,083,000 mph.

The 2012 Dish Awards!

After long and arduous deliberations, our blue ribbon panel has made its final selections. This year, thanks to the hard work of Dishtern Chas Danner, the voting process is easier than ever before: you can read all of the finalists and vote on a single page. Just click the following links and vote for the 2012 Malkin AwardHewitt AwardMoore AwardYglesias Award, and the Dick Morris Award. Voting is also open for the Chart Of The Year, Poseur Alert Of The Year the Hathos Alert Of The Year, the Mental Health Break Of The Year, and the Face Of The Year.

Was Brian Brown more wrong about the election than Dean Chambers of UnSkewedPolls.com? Does Michael Moore deserve this year's Yglesias Award? Is calling Obama "an alien menace" worse than saying he's a "ruthless politician who despises the country"? Was a cupcake psychologist more pretentious a than a porn-star philosopher?

It's up to you to decide. 

We're giving readers until the end of the year to pick the winners for these prestigious prizes. The polls will close on Monday, December 31th, at midnight. Winners will be announced soon after. You picked many of the entries; we just marshaled the very best and worst for your selection.

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Face Of The Day

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Re-enactors from the Roman Deva Victrix 20th Legion parade through the city of Chester as they celebrate the ancient Roman festival of Saturnalia on December 20, 2012 in Chester, England. Saturnalia was the mid-winter feast when Romans commemorated the dedication of the temple of the god Saturn. Ancient Romans thought that celebrating Saturn would bring back the light and warmth of Summer. During the ancient festival there was a reversal of roles, with slaves wearing fine garments and sitting at the head of the table while they were waited upon by their masters. By Christopher Furlong/Getty Images.

Grow A Pair, Mr President

After the neocon chorus on the Sunday talk-shows, with Butters and Lieberman doing their usual Likudnik dance, there's word that Obama might be wavering in picking the realist, candid Republican, Chuck Hagel, as defense secretary. Let's just say that if Obama allows Bill Kristol to scalp a Purple Heart veteran for defense – then he will be betraying the core base that got him the nomination and the presidency twice. People didn't vote for Obama to get a neoconservative-dictated foreign policy.

First the smearing and scalping of Rice; now the brutal AIPAC-led campaign against Hagel. I say: let the hearings begin, and let Hagel debate the wisdom of the Iraq war with those who campaigned so ferociously for it. Let a Purple Heart veteran Republican take on Bill Kristol and Dick Cheney. It would do the GOP a world of good as well.

So we'll see if, once again, Obama is rolled on the Middle East. If he is, we will know for sure he is not the change we believed in.

How Teddy Bears Came To Be

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The ubiquitous Christmas gift can be traced to President Theodore Roosevelt's 1902 bear-hunting trip in Mississippi. A former slave named Holt Collier was the president's guide:

Wanting to save the kill for the president but seeing that his dogs were in danger, Collier swung his rifle and smashed the bear in the skull. He then tied it to a nearby tree and waited for Roosevelt. When the president caught up with Collier, he came upon a horrific scene: a bloody, gasping bear tied to a tree, dead and injured dogs, a crowd of hunters shouting, “Let the president shoot the bear!” As Roosevelt entered the water, Collier told him, “Don’t shoot him while he’s tied.” But he refused to draw his gun, believing such a kill would be unsportsmanlike.

News of Roosevelt's gesture swept the nation and the Washington Post printed the above cartoon:

Back in Brooklyn, N.Y., Morris and Rose Michtom, a married Russian Jewish immigrant couple who had a penny store that sold candy and other items, followed the news of the president’s hunting trip. That night, Rose quickly formed a piece of plush velvet into the shape of a bear, sewed on some eyes, and the next morning, the Michtoms had “Teddy’s bear” displayed in their store window. … Teddy’s bear became so popular the Michtoms left the candy business and devoted themselves to the manufacture of stuffed bears.