The Onion On Circumcision

An exhaustive look at the pros and cons. Among the pros:

Kid already European enough as it is

Among the cons:

Mohel looks like he’s had about eight cups of coffee

Yeah, I know. Sullybait. A reader adds:

I think there is a third way of looking at the question of circumcision.  As my grandfather likes to say, “Don’t cut it off; wear it off.”