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Month: October 2014
In Defense Of Clichés
Orin Hargraves insists they “form an extremely useful and functional part of every natural language”:
When you use a cliche there is little chance of being misunderstood, and at the same time you have made a declaration of unity with your audience, invoking an instantly recognised commonplace that puts you “on the same page” (if I may) with them. Cliches in speech are more acceptable than cliches in writing. Still, listeners and readers absorb cliche like diners absorb comfort food. Only when there is a glut of such fodder do we feel that creativity has failed. Most of us have something to say, most of the time, and most of the time it is not something that calls for startling creativity. Cliches provide a stock of dependable formulas for conveying the ordinary, which is often the central subject of our discourse.
Ryan Cooper had more on the subject earlier this year:
[I]t’s quite easy to convey a crystal-clear thought even if the prose is riddled with clichés. For example: “Upon deeper reflection, House Republicans’ last-ditch effort to repeal ObamaCare was motivated by naked partisanship. The connection to the policy itself was tenuous at best.”
It’s also possible to have excellent, original writing conveying ideas that are completely bananas. As Matt Yglesias said about Notes from Underground: “Dostoevsky is also an illustration of the power of great writing to convey radically unsound or even totally nonsensical ideas.” The same could be said of Nietzsche, for example, and many others.
“Being A Nerd Is Not Supposed To Be A Good Thing”
A self-identified nerd writes:
I think what a lot of the commentary on GamerGate misses is that Nerd culture is by nature an exclusionary thing, and all claims of Nerdom being mainstream are a contradiction in terms. To be a nerd is not simply about liking something, even to the point of being socially awkward. Being a nerd is about being so emotionally and intellectually invested in something that you develop a completely unearned sense of entitlement surrounding that thing, as if the people in charge of it owe you something for how hard you like it. It isn’t a positive lifestyle or something to be proud of; it’s an imbalance of personality that we embrace in ourselves only because we have no other way to be.
We are nerds because they wouldn’t let us not be, so we created our own spheres and our own languages and pop culture canon, and because we’re smarter than the idiots who wouldn’t let us in, eventually our sphere appealed to them.
I went home and played videogames because I couldn’t play sports and didn’t have the competitive instinct, but eventually the jocks followed me home, demanding sports games and fighting games and soon the market shifted to cater to them, leaving me to find another thing. Then it was comics, and then the dopes followed me home again and demanded lowest common denominator action nonsense with the names of the things I liked slapped onto them. This is the plight of the nerds; we have to listen to media morons talk about how mainstream being a nerd is as what we love, what we devote our lives to, is co-opted by the very people who we sought escape from through our eclectic obsessions.
Frankly, I do question the claim of many women who say they are nerds, as it is a personality defect I find it hard to ascribe to a sector of society that is usually more mature and less prone to arrested development than the average male. Most are mistaking the concept of a nerd with that of an enthusiast. That so many of them don’t understand the sometimes petty rejection they face trying to enter a subculture created by ostracism is precisely because they aren’t what they think they are. They’re just regular people who maybe like Doctor Who or Star Trek. They should just accept that, and their larger ability to fit in with other regular people, which we can’t do.
This is our thing, and we don’t need you to relate to it to the same extent we do, even if we have the same tastes in common. Just let us have this and leave us alone.
Update: Female readers react here. Follow the whole thread on gaming culture here.
The Mafia’s Benefits Package
Roberto Saviano believes that it’s a large part of its allure:
[E]ach clan offers its own form of insurance. If you have a disabled child, your base salary rises. If (or when) you are killed, your family receives money for your funeral and a “death allowance.” When a member of a powerful clan is killed, the family can decide to receive a lump sum of $130,000 to $260,000 or a monthly stipend, which is paid to the dead man’s widow, mother, or girlfriend (provided she is the mother of his children). There are also prison allowances. ……
The number one thing criminal organizations like the Mafia offer their members is security. If you do well, you’re rewarded. If you make a mistake, you die or go to prison for a long time. But even then, someone will take care of your family, and someone will pay for your lawyers. That sort of deal is fairly rare in this day and age—how many workers are guaranteed to get money if they’re injured on the job? How many people labor honestly for decades in the same job without getting a decent raise? This is the true power, and appeal, of the Mafia.
The View From Your Window
Michael Sam Gets Cut, Again
Kevin O’Keefe sympathizes with Sam and his fans:
Sam has been the victim of several close calls all season long. He was a seventh-round draft pick for the Rams, and as a defensive end, he had to fight for a permanent spot on the team against several others in that same position. He eventually lost out, didn’t get picked up on waivers, and was picked up for the Cowboys’ practice squad shortly after.
Now, Sam has been cut to make way for linebacker Troy Davis on the practice squad. That may make perfect sense for the team. That doesn’t mean that people who had emotionally invested in Sam because of what he stood for aren’t entitled to disappointment—no matter what people who understand the decision logically might say. In other words: Calling the Cowboys’ or the Rams’ decision to cut Sam homophobic might be an overreach. But it’s an understandable overreach.
Jim Buzinski suspects that other gay athletes will now be even more reluctant to come out:
Any gay player contemplating coming out will need to answer this theoretical — if Michael Sam had not publicly come out as gay, would he be in the NFL? We’ll never know for sure, though there is enough evidence to suggest that would be the case. An established player with no fear of getting cut would be in the best position to come out, but this is the kind of player who will think long and hard about how this benefits him. Does he want what will be intense media attention, at least for a short while? Does he want “gay” pinned to descriptions of him in the media? Is he out to family and close friends and maybe some trusted teammates, so he has no need to take the next step and tell the world? This latter example was the case with Sam at the University of Missouri and he thrived. He was out to those who mattered and was in a comfort zone.
Scott Shackford, on the other hand, bets we’ll have a gay NFL player in the near future:
Sam hasn’t really ruined any sort of narrative, except for the perhaps some sort of fairy tale that the first openly gay football player was bound to be some sort of overachieving, record-shattering superstar, and that’s a fantasy we can do without. It’s not a “moment” of acceptance gay Americans are experiencing right now. It’s the slow culmination of a very long battle across decades that has consumed some people’s whole lives (on both sides). This gay marriage advance isn’t something that just happened, though it is certainly changing extremely quickly from a historical perspective. A gay NFL player coming out next year or the year after is probably still “now” in the terms of the current movement.
Sam’s experience did actually illustrate that the NFL and NFL fans are ready for the guy, and they’re ready for whoever the first openly gay NFL player ends up being.
Arming The Enemy
An ISIS video released yesterday shows that one of the 28 bundles of arms the US airdropped to Kurdish fighters in Kobani early Monday fell into the militants’ hands:
Video footage released by Isis shows what appears to be one of its fighters for in desert scrubland with a stack of boxes attached to a parachute. The boxes are opened to show an array of weapons, some rusty, some new. A canister is broken out to reveal a hand grenade. … The seemingly bungled airdrop comes against a steady stream of US-supplied weapons being lost to Isis forces, mainly from the dysfunctional Iraqi army. Isis is reported to have stolen seven American M1 Abrams tanks from three Iraqi army bases in Anbar province last week.
Today, the Pentagon confirmed the story but downplayed its importance, saying that the accidental delivery would not give ISIS an advantage. Either way, the revelation prompted digs at the US from Moscow and Ankara, with Erdogan saying it proved that the airdrop operation had been a mistake. And weapons aren’t the only thing the US is unintentionally delivering to ISIS.
Earlier this week, Jamie Dettmer warned that humanitarian aid meant for displaced and starving Syrian civilians in ISIS-held territory ends up benefiting the jihadists themselves:
“The convoys have to be approved by ISIS and you have to pay them: The bribes are disguised and itemized as transportation costs,” says an aid coordinator who spoke to The Daily Beast on the condition he not be identified in this article. The kickbacks are either paid by foreign or local nongovernmental organizations tasked with distributing the aid, or by the Turkish or Syrian transportation companies contracted to deliver it. And there are fears the aid itself isn’t carefully monitored enough, with some sold off on the black market or used by ISIS to win hearts and minds by feeding its fighters and its subjects. At a minimum, the aid means ISIS doesn’t have to divert cash from its war budget to help feed the local population or the displaced persons, allowing it to focus its resources exclusively on fighters and war-making, say critics of the aid.
“The World’s Original Sexual Position”
It was “a kind of side-by-side square-dance style with arms intertwined,” according to new research that identifies a 385-million-year-old armored fish as nature’s first fornicator, the aptly named M. dicki. Click here to see the hot, SFW action.
What Catholics Really Believe, Ctd
A reader writes:
I want to share with you an anecdote that I think powerfully illustrates the disconnect between the hierarchy and the sensus fidelium on how LGBT people should be treated by the church.
I was born and raised a very conservative Roman Catholic environment in Texas. This was true for my home, my parish, and the private Catholic school I attended from ages 10 to 18. The liberal Catholics you describe were not only nowhere to be found, I had no idea such people even existed
until I moved to Boston during college. The Catholics I grew up around had much more in common culturally and politically with Southern evangelicals than the East Coast lefty Catholics I got to know as an adult. They still do for the most part.
I’ve spent the last several years living in DC and now Brooklyn, but my job has sent me back to the home town in Texas for six weeks of training. Last Thursday, I had dinner with two friends (both about 15 years older than me) from the parish I grew up in. We got to talking about our kids, and one of my friends mentioned that he thinks his daughter (in her early 20s) is probably a lesbian. I have the same impression but don’t know for sure one way or the other (I’m friendly on Facebook with her) and told him so. At this point, I need to explain exactly how conservative this man is. He carries a concealed weapon at all times (not that uncommon in Texas), BUT – he told us that he even carries it to church, because he wants to be ready if ISIS invades through the southern border and attacks our church, which he reasons would be an obvious target (FYI, we are hundreds of miles from the border). He is 100% serious about this. That should give you an idea of where this man is coming from. Now, after he mentioned his suspicion about his daughter’s orientation, our other friend asked him how he would react if she came out to him.
He said that he’d tell her that he doesn’t share with her what he and her mother do in bed, so she doesn’t need to share it with him, but that he loves her and always will. He also told us that he’d respect her more if she came out instead of hiding who she is. One can certainly criticize this reaction, but there can be no question that it is one of unconditional love. We didn’t discuss any matters of church doctrine, but this is the type of attitude that I believe Pope Francis is trying show us we need to take towards our LGBT brothers and sisters: First and always love. This is how everyday Catholics know to treat real people in real life.
Andrew, if the hierarchy has lost my dear friend, who is as right-wing and reactionary as they come, I honestly don’t know who they still have. Both my friend and his daughter love the church and are quite active in it. As you’ve written, Francis is forcing the bishops to finally have a conversation the faithful have been having for years. And I’m beginning to think that the sensus fidelium may be that there’s little left to discuss. We can only pray that Francis succeeds in leading the hierarchy into the light of Truth, the Truth being love. First and always love.
(Photo: Frederick Florin/AFP/Getty Images)
Quote For The Day
“I walk back up. ‘Did you push my sister?’ And some guy gets up, pushes me down on the grass, drags me across the grass. ‘You slut, you fucking cunt, you fucking this.’ I get back up, he pushes me down on the grass again. And I have my five year old, they took my $300 sunglasses, they took my fucking shoes, and I’m just left here? A guy comes out of nowhere and pushes me on the ground, takes me by my feet, in my dress – in my thong dress, in front of everybody – ‘Come on you cunt, get the fuck out of here, come on you slut, get the fuck out of here.’ I don’t know this guy,” – Bristol Palin.
At this point, of course, this is just an outtake from the old Jerry Springer show. And there really is nothing to add.
Except this: every time you see John McCain on television, remember that this is what he intended to bring within a heart beat of the presidency. This is the man’s judgment. As he lectures us about the need for more wars, and the Beltway media kowtows to his authority, remember that.
Update from a reader:
But do you know the quote that really jumped out at me? It was this collection of gems via Talking Points Memo’s transcript of the highlights. Emphasis mine:
“Did you find your necklace?” Sarah Palin said. “Track, that is such a God thing. See?”
“Track, that went to Iraq and Afghanistan,” Palin continued. “Let me see it. I can’t believe you found it. Let me put it in my pocket.”
As yelling and chatter continued all around, Palin kept focused on one thing.
“He found his necklace,” Palin said. “He found his St. George.”
Well hallelujah. That right there is why she’s the poster girl for the Christianists. A “God thing” to Queen Esther is a drunken foul-mouthed son who after at least two bloody brawls manages to find his pretty necklace in the weeds. The Lord does work in mysterious ways. Ye verily.
There’s just no end to the tawdry nothingness of Sarah Palin.
But another dissents:
Faithful reader here. If you want to drag Bristol Palin into it, you should be giving equal time to things like Joe Biden’s son being drummed out of the Navy for coke. I think your post on Bristol is kind of a cheap shot. Sarah Palin does enough egregious things all by herself.
Another:
Faithful reader here also (and new subscriber). There is no need to give “equal time” to Joe Biden’s son. Biden’s son has not written a book setting himself up as a model and public figure. Joe Biden was not partying with his son and involved in a fracas that called for police involvement. Joe Biden has also not set himself up as a moral scold. As far as I can see, neither Bristol nor Sarah Palin have had to be dragged into publicity.
Another adds, “Hunter Biden very quickly accepted responsibility for his actions; have you ever seen a Palin accept any responsibility for anything?”
Update: I expand on my thoughts here.


until I moved to Boston during college. The Catholics I grew up around had much more in common culturally and politically with Southern evangelicals than the East Coast lefty Catholics I got to know as an adult. They still do for the most part.