What Alec Baldwin Should Have Done

Or – the best way to fight back against a paparazzo:

Also remember Jamie Fawcett we hv pictures of ur tiny penis & rather large gut. Ur a true sicko for taking pictures of us while being naked.

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KATY PERRY (@katyperry) November 23, 2014

Also:

@diplo should we do something about your tiny penis while we're at it hm

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Lorde (@lordemusic) November 13, 2014