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Harry Cheadle of Vice eviscerates The Conservative Teen, an ostensibly youth-centric mag written by old men from places like the Heritage Foundation and Family Research Council:

How bad is this magazine? Well, there’s the cover, which features what’s probably a stock photo of a pair of frighteningly Aryan young people. The whole magazine is filled with stock photos, actually, which is odd—if they spent money to get name-brand writers, why not pay for original images that teens might like? There’s the patronizing practice of defining difficult words for readers, like “cameo” and “sovereign” and the extremely hacky editorial cartoons (labeled “laugh out loud” after “LOL,” a popular internet expression used by young people), some of which make fun of kids for being dumb and technology-obsessed. In other words, they’re making fun of their target demographic with jokes you would find in fucking Parade magazine!

Wonkette piles on.

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A reader writes:

You MUST post this truly bizarre music video done by Invisible Children in 2006, purportedly to raise awareness of war in Uganda (the real fun begins at the 1:50 mark). It is one of the creepiest things I've ever seen, and also more of an epic fail as a music video than Rebecca Black's "Friday".  People need to realise how genuinely unhinged these three men really are, and also to see what all the donations are being spent on.

The blonde chap, Jason Russell, has apparently now been sectioned for public acts of indecency, as I'm sure you're aware. I'm not at all surprised, as when I first saw the Kony 2012 video, everything about it screamed unhinged narcissist, from his careful hair, the staring eyes (reminding me a lot of Tommy Davis, the Scientology spokesman), the manic smile, the blinding teeth.  I suspect the whole Uganda thing is a front for these guys just to indulge their narcissistic fantasies. There is something very odd going on in this organisation, beyond dodgy financing. These men are the epitome of weird. There is a story behind all this waiting to be uncovered. 

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Torturer Lynndie England gets a fawning profile in The Daily. Most repulsive bit:

“Their lives are better. They got the better end of the deal,” England said. “They weren’t innocent. They’re trying to kill us, and you want me to apologize to them? It’s like saying sorry to the enemy.”

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Scott Morgan face-palms over this parkour-inspired ad:

If anybody needs a quick exhibit in why the government's anti-drug propaganda has become such a joke, you're in luck, because the Drug Czar's office continues to release some of the straight-up stupidest advertisements I've ever seen…. The message of this ad is, "Hey kids, don't do drugs. Jump from rooftops! It's better somehow." … If I am mistaken, if the message of this ad isn’t that leaping from dangerously high places is better for you than smoking marijuana or tripping on silly-pills, then please explain to me what it is that I don't understand about this.

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by Zack Beauchamp

A CNBC guide to dating "a Wall Street Man." One nugget:

Tell stories that are short and sweet because the mind of a Wall Street man is always moving so rapidly and focusing on so many different things that his attention span for social stories is very short; don’t be insulted by this, just tell your stories in a way that he can listen. Save your long, draw-out stories for chit-chatting with your girlfriends.

(Hat tip: Bhaskar Sunkara)