Category: Hathos Alert

Shake Weight grows some:

(Hat tip: Gavon Laessig)

The trip of a lifetime:

How the Perry campaign sells its candidate:

Lauren Bans's GQ piece "Hot For Republicans:"

And, shucks, I can't believe I'm typing these words, but can we put some God in math class? Because looking at Rick Perry makes me believe. Despite all his rabid raving about securing the border, it's nearly impossible not to immediately cast the swarthy, smirk-happy Texan as a hot Telemundo villain named Víctor who saddles up to women's ears whispering "Muy Caliente" in a fantasy world where Spanish words don't feel like a kidney shivving to him. And were those SKINNY jeans he wore to the Iowa State Fair? Or just expertly tailored straight jeggings? I've done nothing bad while looking at this picture. I swear.

Where's Cartman when you need him?

(Hat tip: TDW)

For Aaron:

Notice how they slow down as the video goes on.  They obviously need lessons:

(Hat tip: TDW)

by Chris Bodenner

Xeni Jardin delivers the dark humor:

It's not a real American disaster until some drunk idiot pranks a live TV news shot. Above, Weather Channel reporter Eric Fisher gets mooned while reporting Hurricane Irene. Full frontal dong-age occurs shortly after that.

by Chris Bodenner

Celebrities in awkward early roles:

Anne Hathaway raps like Lil' Wayne:

Via a perturbed Alyssa Rosenberg.

Planned Parenthood goes Bollywood for the HHS ruling that birth control should be provided without copays starting in 2013: