Standing Up For Sitting Down

Ben Crair rails against the growing enthusiasm for standing during work, especially among writers:

Of course the long, stationary workdays of most Americans are unhealthy. The solution should not be to sit less, but to work less. If sitting is as bad as the doctors say—and I’m sure it is!—then why not prescribe longer lunch breaks, shorter hours, and more vacation? You can still be chained to a standing desk. Is it any surprise that its biggest fans are the paternalist creeps of Silicon Valley?

Along similar lines, Trent Wolbe, who suffered severe carpal tunnel syndrome, waged an “ergonomics war” that ended in epiphany:

On a hardware level, I had found nirvana: the Kinesis keyboard, Evoluent mouse (supplemented by an Innovera wrist gel-pad), and my main man FREDERIK are still with me today. But this was all very American-capitalist-consumerist of me: I was trying to buy a way around my problem as opposed to treating it at its source. Although they were drastically diminished, I was still experiencing pangs of discomfort every day. To get my computer habit to a truly sustainable place, I just had to stop being online so much! …

[E]very aspect of my life was mediated by a mouse and keyboard: the internet is a quick and easy medium for working most of the time and chatting with friends or watching YouTube the rest of the time. But my body was sending me an excruciatingly clear signal that being chained to a console wasn’t right for me.

And so I began the process of distancing myself from the console. I cut back drastically on Gchat, stopped casually spending time on Facebook, ceased infinitely scrolling through miles of Twitter trash. I actively avoid broadcasted content: news I’m not close to, products I don’t need to buy, LOLcats that have already harvested their fair share of LOLs. More than anything, just chilling out a little bit online has shown me the true way to ergonomic freedom. I do inefficient stuff like go for walks and call people instead of emailing them. I spend a lot more time with my cat, who is actually pretty LOL if you get to know her well enough.

Usually our health problems have simple answers: eat less, move more, relax. It’s a pervasive truth that I wish I had accepted before I spent all that time and money trying to figure out how to make it not feel like I had juvenile arthritis.

tl;dr: U got carpalz? Stand to type, get vertical mouse and keyboard, chill IRL instead of online.

The Other Blue Planet

But not inhabitable-blue, like earth. Au contraire:

For the first time, astronomers have detected the color of a planet beyond our solar system: It’s blue, but not because there’s water on its surface. It doesn’t even have a “surface.” Instead, the color is thought to come from glassy grains of silicate in its choking atmosphere. The planet, known as HD 189733b, is a blazing hot gas giant circling a star 63 light-years from Earth in the northern constellation Vulpecula.

“He’s Not A President, He’s A Ruler.”

No, we’re not talking about Egypt. We’re talking about America – and a duly re-elected president who, unlike his predecessor, has not seized total executive branch powers to himself. Alec MacGillis discovers the truly unhinged Ailes-fed paranoia that’s now common on the right:

[I]t’s taken no time for declamations against the administration’s regulatory freelancing on Obamacare to turn into general paranoia about what the administration might conspire to do with an immigration law. Steve Benen noted that this started with a Washington Examiner column by Conn Carroll. Next thing you knew the paranoia was being voiced on the House floor by Louisiana Rep. John Fleming (whom you may recall as the fellow who complained that high taxes left him with only $600,000 each year to feed his family). “One of the biggest fears we have about the Senate amnesty bill … is we can’t trust the president,” Fleming said.

“We can’t trust him…Whatever we pass into law, we know he’s going to cherry-pick. How do we know that? … ObamaCare; he’s picking and choosing the parts of the law that he wants to implement. This president is doing something I have never seen a president do before: in a tripartite government with its checks and balances, we have lost the balances. We have a president that picks and chooses the laws the he wants to obey and enforce. That makes him a ruler. He’s not a president, he’s a ruler.”

So there you have it: by attempting to sabotage a law of the land they reject, Republicans have made it increasingly easy for their more outspoken members to argue against legislation many of their leaders support.

But Alex Altman and Zeke Miller report that the failure of immigration reform could prompt the type of executive actions Republicans fear:

If reform fails, Administration officials are plotting how to keep Obama on the right side of public opinion. They won’t rule out the possibility of further executive actions to circumvent Congress in the event the House fails to act. Congressional gridlock has driven Obama down this path before. He issued a series of executive orders on gun control, and toughened emissions standards on vehicles and power plants when climate legislation faltered. He also used executive authority to halt deportations of so-called DREAMers at the height of last year’s presidential campaign.

But Representative Albio Sires, a New Jersey Democrat, told reporters after a meeting with Obama that the President was wary of taking executive action to further curb deportations now. “He’s afraid that it’s going to harm the overall process of trying to get immigration done,” Sires said, according to Politico.

Ask A Window-View Champ Anything

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A reader writes:

So we know you keep track of View From Your Window contestants, obviously.  But I am intrigued: what does it take to be the “all-time best player“?  Can you throw us a little profile?  Does she have a day job?  Is he a geography grad student? I remember fondly the Dish reader who submitted a typology of VFYW entrants, back at #35.  I’m assuming the mystery champion is a Type 3, some combination of Christopher Columbus and Ken Jennings. I know readers are anonymous, but how about some dish, Dish?

Another suggests:

I would be interested in a modified “Ask _____ Anything” featuring the all-time best VFYW player you alluded to in this week’s VFYW contest. How much time does he/she typically put in? What are some clues that the average person might not think would be helpful? What are the most common red herrings? What do you do professionally? Intelligence analyst? Do you ever reach a point with some contests when you just admit to yourself that you’re stumped and give up?

We reached out to the reader in question, who agreed to an email version of an Ask Anything – under the condition of anonymity. (By the way, the mystery reader is not Mike Palmer, the Grand Champion we recognized last year for our 100th contest. And Mike, we discovered, teamed up with his friend Yoko for the contests, so the distinction was co-owned.) To submit a question for our VFYW virtuoso, simply enter it into the above survey after answering all of the existing questions (ignore the “YES or NO question” aspect and simply enter any open-ended question). To vote, click “Yes” if you have a strong interest in seeing the question answered or “No” if you don’t particularly care.

Obamacare’s Growing Pains

Chait downplays the importance of delaying various Obamacare components:

The entire Republican case against the law is grounded in erasing the distinction between essential and nonessential pieces of the law. Yuval Levin, in a post titled “Delaying Obamacare” — as if Obama was delaying the entire law — gloats: “The administration’s brazen disregard for and denial of plainly evident problems with Obamacare has been absolutely central to sustaining the morale and dedication of the law’s defenders.” Right, so apparently the only basis for supporting the law was the belief that every single piece of it was perfect! Even though its supporters all argued repeatedly and extensively to the contrary.

But, in an e-mail to McArdle, Yuval Levin argues that the delay of Obamacare’s health status and income verification mechanisms is a major problem. He writes that “system doesn’t make sense without some meaningful prior verification”:

The Obamacare statute really limits the ability of the IRS to sort it out and recover [health insurance subsidy] overpayments at tax time. And this is not only because it can only recover payments by reducing people’s income-tax refunds (which not all people have of course). There’s a more explicit barrier: In section 1401, the statute limits the amount of excess tax credit that any person with an income under 400% of poverty would have to pay back. (That begins at the very bottom of page 116 and into 117 in this final text of the law, under the section “Excess Advance Payments). The original statute limited the amount that could be clawed back to just $400. Then in the Medicare extenders bill they passed at the end of 2010 (see the table at the very end of the statute), Congress increased that amount and made it a graduated amount based on income, so it now ranges from $600 to a maximum of $3,500 for a family (half that for an individual).

CBO projects that the AVERAGE subsidy in the exchange would be worth $5,290. So the amount they’re able to claw back from people who have incomes below 400% of poverty but receive subsidies they shouldn’t (because they report a lower income than they have, falsely claim not to have been offered qualifying coverage by an employer, or report a higher income than they actually have in order to receive subsidies instead of Medicaid coverage) is likely in most cases to be significantly lower than the amount of excess payments.

“Delaying” employer reporting and income verification means more people are likely to do this and the IRS is less likely to know about it (they won’t know about people falsely claiming they don’t have an employer offer, for instance), so that even if the IRS collects back everything it possibly can at tax time, which is unlikely, there would be a major gap, and the risks people take by filing fraudulent applications are fairly limited (as you have noted before, the tools permitted to the IRS to go after excess payments are very limited).

The potential for massively expensive fraud, or even massively expensive confusion, is just enormous.

McArdle adds:

Obviously, the preference of the law’s supporters is to hemorrhage cash.  Just go ahead and hand out subsidies indiscriminately, the better to build political support to block repeal.  But this seems . . . well, I’m struggling for kinder words, but I can’t find any.  It seems wildly irresponsible. Not to mention a fundamental betrayal of the promises that were made to get the law passed in the first place.

The Last Lesson We Learn From Our Pets, Ctd

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Readers continue the popular thread:

I just read your “recent keeper” about Dusty. I am so sorry. It brought back a lot of memories of my beagle, Toby, who left us in July two years ago. She was also experiencing an age-related decline of health (she was 16) and I , too, was challenged on when was the “right time”. Without going into details that may add to your burden, I can only say that Toby, in her way, told me when it was the right time. I had hoped for three more days so our daughter could come home from college, but it wasn’t to be.

Remember you may be crying not only for her but for all the other loves in your life who have passed. When Toby passed, a part of me thought “Whoa, where are all these tears coming from”. But I realized they come from a deep down place where I was grieving for my parents, family members and pets.

Another reader:

During the past 12 months I’ve lost my mom, my dad, and my dog. It’s been the year from hell – so much death, and all at once. We rescued Chewy from a shelter and he instantly became my best friend. He died at age 7 – so fucking soon – due to a rare cancer. In the nine months since then, every day I mutter aloud, “I wish Chewy were here.” Dogs nudge themselves into our lives in such a way that they become family, and even in the wake of my parents’ deaths, my mumbles and daily griefs center on that brown and white friend, which makes me wonder if I’m focusing on him at the expense of grieving for my parents. Were he still here, I just know he’d have silent wisdom to share with me on this godawful year.

Another:

I’ve had to put down several pets who were very dear to me.  Each time, when that day arrived, I knew it was time.  Either my pet was obviously suffering or it was apparent that the body was shutting down (but not quickly enough) and it would be cruel not to intervene. Meanwhile, other than one case of sudden illness, all of my pets have enjoyed lengthy golden years.  My wife and I provided each with extra creature comforts as the various needs of old age presented themselves. I always knew that waiting another day would have brought needless physical discomfort.

I should add that my Christian faith helps soften the blow of a pet’s passing, since I believe the Resurrection and New Creation will, of course, include animals.  And, as long as animals are along for the ride, why wouldn’t that lot include our animals?

I’ll leave you with this:

I was once told a story (a true story, I might add) of a stodgy, old professor at a Christian seminary (think John Houseman’s Kingsfield in The Paper Chase).  Students generally gave the guy a healthy buffer in the hallways, and they avoided asking him questions during lectures, if it could at all be avoided.  However, a student once dared to approach the grumpy theologian and ask him if he thought that our pets would join us in Heaven.  The professor arched his eyebrows and stared at the student as if he were crazy; and then replied: “Of course pets will be there!  It wouldn’t be Heaven if they weren’t!”

Another:

I’m in my mid 20s and went home this year to visit my parents for Easter. They have been tending to their two beagles for a few years, since my youngest sister went off to school. We got the dogs in the late ’90s, so WP_000094even for beagles they were getting up there. One was a runt we got from a breeder as a Christmas gift, and the other was a severely abused and malnourished rescue dog we got after the local paper did a story about our town’s animal shelter and he was on the front page, cowering in the back of his cage.

This Easter, the beagles weren’t doing too well. Both were over 15 years old. They had been loyal companions but were sick – the rescue, Gramps, had had a tumor on his neck growing at a terrible pace since around Christmas. It was nearing the end for him, and my parents had planned on taking him to be “put down” the following week, as he had begun showing signs of suffering and couldn’t hold down food or water, and his breathing was so impaired that he hadn’t slept in days.

So my parents and I, three nonbelievers, sat down to a little informal Easter breakfast this year, and our Gramps came barreling downstairs into the dining room just as we began to eat our eggs. He was wobbly, like a drunk on his way out of the pub. We were all confused and startled, but Gramps stumbled into the room and fell in a heap under our dining room table. He breathed heavily several times, wagged him tail a bit, and expired as we all knelt at the edges of the table, still in shock to see him moving so quickly. He was gone, just like that.

I am the first to have a laugh at the silly, cheaply sentimental things of our culture. And I think the notion that “everything happens for a reason” is absurd. But that experience made me consider that perhaps these animals have something to teach us, even if they don’t know it. I firmly believe Gramps used the last ounce of strength he had in him to be near us in his final moments.

Another:

We had to put our 15-year-old lab to sleep last year because of internal bleeding. She was so tired she could barely walk. I looked in her eyes and just knew it was time. You will too. I have found that the best way to remember them is to eventually adopt another dog. It takes a while to find a suitable dog, but rescue is the best! These sweet dogs always remember that you saved them … or maybe they save you.

(Top photo from a reader: “One late esteemed hound and his successor”)

Dissents Of The Day, Ctd

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A reader passes along a Roger Ebert post on exactly the same topic. He made the decision I have:

In the future I will avoid NSFW content in general, and label it when appropriate. What a long way around I’ve taken to say I apologize.

Readers are now criticizing me for agreeing to the censorship their workplaces demand. But if someone’s job is at stake, I don’t see how I have any choice. I really do not want to get my readers fired. And, if I didn’t make it clear enough before, I’m genuinely sorry to have risked that – even once. I haven’t worked in an office for ages and was less sensitive to this genuine issue than I should have been. Apologies if I sounded dismissive. I was being dismissive of the laws, not your genuine worries.

But what I will not do is place some kind of veil over this material, or tuck it after a “Read-On”, or add some NSFW label. First off, that won’t help anyone who sees the post via a link – someone less likely to be as adult as most Dish readers are on this kind of thing. But more importantly, that kind of half-measure implicates me in the notion that viewing these images is somehow dangerous for the workplace environment and places me in the role of aider and abetter of Puritanism. I’d rather post no potentially naughty bits at all than engage in some kind of coy dance to the music of the Puritans – of feminist left and theocon right.

That’s my response to the laws that target readers for perusing completely legitimate material. My job is to protect you from any corporate punishment. It is not my job to legitimize the infantile logic of the laws.

(Photo: NSFW.)

The Warped Logic Of The Immigration Bill Killers

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Chait claims that Republicans are now incapable of compromise. Waldman feels that Republicans have “reimagined the lawmaking process as a kind of extended ideological performance art piece, one that no longer has anything to do with laws in the “I’m Just a Bill” sense.” Douthat counters:

Take away the legalization-first provisions, and you lose the bill’s unanimous Democratic support; take away its promise of cheap labor, and you lose its key right-of-center constituency (the Chamber of Commerce and business in general); take away both, and the bill starts to look like the kind of much more modest legislation that the House has already passed. And if you prefer that kind of modest, “let’s have more high-skilled workers” reform to what the Senate bill sets out to do, it’s hard to see how an amendment or a conference is going to close the gulf between the two approaches, and simply ridiculous to say that opponents should vote yes now and save their objections till the next debate or “the next generation.” On the contrary: Opposing the central features of a major piece of legislation is pretty much the definition of a good reason to cut bait and just vote “no.”

But since the entire point of the bill is to do something about the plight of millions of illegal aliens already in the country who cannot be rounded up and deported en masse, criticizing it for doing just that is absurd. It’s not a “modest version” of the bill to restrict it to just high-skilled workers. It’s a gutting of the entire point of it. It reminds me of the GOP’s response to healthcare reform. They simply assume that all those who need healthcare can do without it – or besiege emergency rooms as they now do. All they want is their ideologically pure versions of laws … or nothing whatever.

Legislation exists to solve or ameliorate tangible, emergent problems. But for Ross, the uninsured can just disappear and illegal immigrants can be ignored when they are not being deported. This is why this approach is nihilist. It has no intention of doing anything to address these bleedingly obvious problems. It just wishes them away because they require some ideological adjustment or a willingness to work within the system with a duly elected president and Senate and make compromises. And wishing them away consigns millions to radical insecurity in their lives, jobs and health.

It’s also worth noting that Ross is attacking core tenets of Catholic teachings on both universal healthcare and immigration. That would not matter if he didn’t portray himself as an advocate for Catholic policies over all. But believing that the poor can do without healthcare and that illegal immigrants can simply survive as useful outcasts in this country is so counter to the core teachings of the Gospels it’s still striking to see a leading Catholic legitimize them. Why does Ross not acknowledge how opposed he is to the church’s teachings on this issue? And explain why?

Another Catholic, Ramesh Ponnuru, is in no rush to pass an immigration bill:

I think the interests of illegal immigrants have some weight, because they’re people, and if the lot of any group of people can be improved that is, all else equal, worth doing. But offering them legalization is not a requirement of justice, and so it’s fine to haggle over terms.

What’s so striking about this is that the fact that illegal immigrants are human beings is a concession here. It seems to me that in a humane society, let alone for a Catholic, that is a premise, not a concession. And haggling over terms is what legislation is about. It’s precisely what the GOP refuses to do – on anything.

(Photo: A sick elephant by STR/AFP Images.)

Reasons To Be Cheerful, Part 3

Man, the Dish has been a downer lately because of, you know, the news. So herewith a small summary of bright spots:

1. We may have cured heart disease.

2. We may have cured AIDS.

3. You can now adjust your own glasses to fit your eyesight. (Sorry, opticians! You’re the travel agents of now.)

4. The chimps are being freed!

5. The New PSB album, Electric, is imminent. Money quote:

Electric‘s centrepiece, Love is a Bourgeois Construct, is funny and knowingly clever – it’s inspired by a line in David Lodge’s novel Nice Work, features references to Karl Marx and Tony Benn and uses the word “schadenfreude” and a musical lift from the 1691 opera King Arthur – as well as insanely danceable and heartbreaking. Even the cheerily belittling cab driver of Your Early Stuff might be forced to concede it’s one of the greatest songs of their three-decade career.